Running out of topics for forums...

Any Idea

Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white ones. But it would have to be moved to the OTF.

How many licks *does* it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

If a space-traveling alien came here (to Earth, not to chess.com) how would we communicate with it?

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"Zebras are black with white stripes. While their fur appears black and white, their skin underneath is actually black. This means that when a zebra is shaved, it would be almost completely black. The stripes are a pattern that develops in the eighth month of embryonic development and are unique to each individual zebra, according to the African Wildlife Foundation." - AI Gemini

"What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?"

"If a space-traveling alien came here (to Earth, not to chess.com) how would we communicate with it?"

you could start a thread on why the pieces are lined up like a football team getting their pic taken at the start of the game.

How many licks *does* it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

"A licking machine modeled after a human tongue took an average of 364 licks. Twenty volunteers averaged 252 licks each. " - AI Gemini

Thanks everyone!

Have to say though, all of them are so funnyyyyy

should we toss a coin to decide who gets white instead of letting the tournament organisers decide ?

If chess needs a patch update, what do you think it should be?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/running-out-of-topics-for-forums-114375064#comment-114404506

Good idea!