Send your corniest jokes
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Felixzheng
Feb 23, 2022
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Tell me your corniest jokes.
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam.
Dam.
What did the shark say after crossing the road?
Nothing. 1. Sharks can’t live on land. 2. Sharks don’t speak
Nothing. 1. Sharks can’t live on land. 2. Sharks don’t speak
What's the last name of Joe?
Mama
What do sharks eat fish and ships
What does the cat said to the dog?
Meow
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
“Where’s my tractor?”
Why does the chicken cross the road?
Because the traffic light is green
10, 20, 30, 40 what's next to 50?
51
SANTNED wrote:
i didnt get that one, can you explain?
God knows the joke
Jack has no money and try to buy an apple how many can he get?
He can get a punch in the face
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
Red paint
There are 100 candies on the table Karen ate 92 while Carmen ate 8 candies, how many candies does Karen ate?
Karen got diabetes
Why did chicken whisper at you?
He wants to tell you a secret.
He wants to tell you a secret.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove he is not a 🐔
To prove he is not a 🐔