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RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#281
This is irl the best meal I’ve ever had
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#282
“… … … and done, your order is mashed potatoes with garlic butter, steak with garlic butter… more garlic butter and some gravy, and is that all?”
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#283
“Just a butterbeer on the side, please.”
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#284
“Alright, is that all?”
I chime in and ask for some weird sounding dish that you saw on the menu
It looked like some pizza type thing
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#285
“That’s all for me. Thank you!”
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#286
“Alright, and that totals out to 47.64”
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#287
I give a 50% tip, bringing it up to 71.46
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#288
Geez dude you dont have infinite money… i think
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#289
“If you want, you can go get a drink, there completely free and you can even get refills. Helps get through the wait trust me.”
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#290
Dude I can transfigure any stone into solid gold.
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#291
Butterbeer is a drink.
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#292
What are you going to turn stone into bread next when were dieing in the desert?
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#293
Probably could yeah. Or turn the sand to dirt and use magic to grow a plant.
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#294
Alright yup your magic is to powerful
Jk jk
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#295
Alr fine we’ll say I can’t transfigure cuz that just is op
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#296
Yea that is just op tbh
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#297
Bump
RealTactics960
Nov 9, 2024
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#298
I sit down and wait for my food
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#299
After a bit, the food comes out and is put on the table
BlueHairedPerson13
Nov 9, 2024
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#300
Its exactly what we asked for
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