Has anyone even read this yet?
Dam...and here I thought I would make the best seller list for sure!!!
Shortest Horror story ever
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I read this last night and had nightmares! the door just kept knocking but I was afraid to open it. Shivers...shivers I tell you ran down my spine, I am still shaking. I need therapy or maybe a nice game of chess and a cup of tea. Yes I think that would be nice, by a fireside...wait the knock...oh no... it cant be...oh my god its...its...its...Sam I am! wah?
...I opened the door, resigned to my fate. A fresh faced young man dressed in a worn but serious business suit said, "Good evening, sir. I'd like to talk to you about your relationship with our loving God."
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
neospooky wrote:
...I opened the door, resigned to my fate. A fresh faced young man dressed in a worn but serious business suit said, "Good evening, sir. I'd like to talk to you about your relationship with our loving God."
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
roflmao.....you can't escape them no matter what!!!!
hmmm....I hope thas was fiction Ret but I have a feeling it was true
Sry but this is NOT a best seller...u may need to extend a bit but any way.... now i am going to the stick sports forum... here is the link... http://www.sticksports.com/ BYE-BYE!!!!!!
CheckmateBlack wrote: Sry but this is NOT a best seller...u may need to extend a bit but any way.... now i am going to the stick sports forum... here is the link... http://www.sticksports.com/ BYE-BYE!!!!!!
ahhhh....Jealousy.....he is obviously jealous of my extraordinary ability!!!
wjones4 wrote: CheckmateBlack wrote: Sry but this is NOT a best seller...u may need to extend a bit but any way.... now i am going to the stick sports forum... here is the link... http://www.sticksports.com/ BYE-BYE!!!!!!
ahhhh....Jealousy.....he is obviously jealous of my extraordinary ability!!!
Indeed. It is beyond question.
brilliant it took me all week to read it but it was worth it what an ending there simply must be a sequel
a sequel?? hmmm......
The shortest sequel to a horror story
The door opens and it is his mother-in-law!!!
so he slams it shut and assumes the role of the last person ALIVE on earth
ROFLMAO
uh oh...am I being plagerized or was I plagerizing someone??
oh, hell...now I'm all confused
that story has me all twisted and discombobulated.....
aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
I figured as much Amnesiac...I got a kick out of your story
I guess you had no takers Amnesiac
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/p.s, the shortest horror story goes like this: "A man's girlfriend called him on the phone and told him that she was pregnant. And her mother was coming to live with them."
ahhhh....yours is the 2nd shortest with 24 words...mine has a mere 22 words making it the reigning champ!!!! WooHoo to 22 words!!!!!
wjones4 wrote:
The last person alive on the face of the earth was in his room.
Suddenly he hears a knock at the door!
Well? What do you think? Is it an instant best seller or what?
I bet it makes the best seller list for at least 16 weeks straight
The last person alive on the face of the earth was in his room.
Suddenly he hears a knock at the door!
Well? What do you think? Is it an instant best seller or what?
I bet it makes the best seller list for at least 16 weeks straight