My time at the top of the bestseller list peaked at 3 weeks.....oh woe is me!!!!
Shortest Horror story ever

This not funny... seriously, I am having bad dreams about this lately....I had to check under the bed to make sure the troll is not under there!! aaaggghh!!
( don"t worry I'll just admitted myself to the psychiatric ward )

...(scene 2: psychiatric ward, kco is seen entering into his cell, with his straight jacket on, with a nurse)
nurse "there you are, Mr kco,oh ...you got company....Mr. cheater_1 I would like you to say hello to Mr.kco....
kco "aaagggghhhh !!!!"

scene 3: Same ward...same cell....
Nurse, "Only kidding Mr. kco cheater_1 isn't here to say hello to you."
Mr. kco, " Whew, that's a relief!"
Nurse, "He's here to be your cell mate until you both are cured."
Mr. kco, "aaaggghhh!!! aaaggghhh!!!"

Nurse to cheater_1, "Your twin brother is here to visit so we decided to let him stay in your cell with you and kco for the next two weeks so you two can catch up on old times."
kco to himself, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
He would say you need help that only 24/7 care will provide and enroll you in the nearest facility....well, maybe he wouldn't but I would
Disclaimer: My above statement is only a joke. Any insult derived from that joke is purely coincidental and I can not be held liable for such insult. If you have any serious mental side effects from above joke then see a doctor right away. Preferrably one I reccomend so I can get you locked away in a mental facility with Amnesiac.