Shower thoughts
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I’ll post a few questions I think of while I was in the shower for the day feel free to post your own
How come when the government finds oil or diamonds in your backyard it’s theirs but if they find drugs it’s yours
A burp is really just a memory of the food you last ate
If I were to eat myself would I get twice as big or disappear
If I kill a murder the same number of murder es would be on the planet so why stop at one
If you eat an apple a day and get sick the doctor legally can’t help you
If my thumb is called a thumb why isn’t my big toe a Thoe
Beef jerky is just cow raisins
If I punch myself am I weak or strong
Feb 22, 2024
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#11
If your flying over the desert and your boat gets a flat what should you have in your pockets?
Blue.
Idk
Babysitters are just teenagers pretending to be adults so adults can go and pretend to be teenagers
Feb 27, 2024
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why are trash cans so mean? Is Ronald Reagan in hiding? Why did the noobs throw rubber duckies at the white house? Is animal crossing really real life and we’re in the matrix? Ghbntrhnvrtnvrungerugvgjdnfhdjvoidd?
Is barrack Obama yo mama? Who got the idea of making a game where people make games? How do people know what poop tastes like, and why did they write a Wikipedia article about it? Why does baldi only teach you the basics? Why will Alexa insult you but compliment your mama? Why am I asking you these questions? Why would the aliens invade us if they have better stuff then us? Why can’t the Monalisa smile? Is cereal a soup or is soup a cereal? How much wood would a beaver chuck if a beaver could chuck wood? Does Izzie still have the frizzies? Why do you never see librarians reading books? Is mayonnaise an instrument?