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What if dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside?

One of the most annoying things about life is remembering you are breathing, and then having to manually breathe until you forget it.

The last kid on the bus knows where everyone lives and no-one knows where he lives.

100 years from now people will find tanning beds and think we burned our enemies.

Pizza is a circle, we eat it as a triangle, and the box is a square.

If there’s watermelon, there should be fire melon, earth melon, and air melon. The ele-melons.

What was the first guy who milked a cow actually trying to do?

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#1 ALREADY MADE

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Lilyflower02 wrote:

The last kid on the bus knows where everyone lives and no-one knows where he lives.

What about the bus driver?

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Oh yeah the bus driver

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we have two minutes to live but the timer restarts every time we breathe
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Same

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Lilyflower02 wrote:

One of the most annoying things about life is remembering you are breathing, and then having to manually breathe until you forget it.

Yes

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For
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Dang it now that I read that I have to manually breath
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Lol. What was the first person to tame a horse trying to do?

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SAME!!!!!!!!!!

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Lol

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And the first person who gave birth how did they know?

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NOW MY BRAIN THINKS IM BREATHING TOO LESS AND IS MAKING ME FELL LIKE IM DIYING

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Lol

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Im normal now

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I'm going to die of asphyxiation run
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*rn
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Corn your pfp is soccers old one
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