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Iknowthemoves

hey..lets be careful out there...

Iknowthemoves

what's brown and sticky?

planeden
cwwiss wrote:

what's brown and sticky?


overcooked gravy. 

(or am i still in the corner?)

Iknowthemoves

<<pokes planeden back into corner with stick>>

Iknowthemoves

I was just about to post a new thread to pose the question "Are

chess players socially dislexic..discuss".. when I realised the inherent  short comings of posing the question to chess players!

planeden

socailly dislexic?  does that mean we jumble people up and see them in the wrong order?

Iknowthemoves

well exactly..how else could I have meant it..jeeees

planeden

i may have run into a guy like this weekend.  he kept pointing to a sign over my right shoulder asking who it liked in the superbowl.  i kept looking to see if it would answer.  then he called me an idiot.  i didn't ask if he played chess, though.  missed opportunity. 

Iknowthemoves

i've come to the conclusion that we are all idiots...it's just a matter of degree..

I may have my masters!

planeden
cwwiss wrote:

i've come to the conclusion that we are all idiots...it's just a matter of degree..

I may have my masters!


agreed.  do you find it silly that you and i are the only ones participating in this conversation? 

Pat_Zerr

Some people are idiot savants... without the savant part.

Iknowthemoves

<skips>  just achieved 2005 grade in bullet <moon walks>>>

on the down side i'm terrified to play again now just in case I lose it..lol!

Iknowthemoves

if you laid all the chess players in chess.com  end to end across the

Atlantic Ocean would they probably drown?

Pat_Zerr

Once there was a statistician who drowned trying to cross a lake with an average depth of 2 feet.

Iknowthemoves

if it had been a frozen lake he could have,as a statistician, gone 'figure'

skating !!

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figuratively speaking that is!

Iknowthemoves

tthhh!

Iknowthemoves

this thread is as quiet as a leaf changing colour.

Iknowthemoves

I found myself in a lift the other day staring down the ample cleavage of a woman I din't know.It was wrong on so many levels!

cabadenwurt

This might be a thread devoted to silly stuff but the time has come to ask a very very serious question that has puzzled Humans for hundreds of years ( since the invention of Candles etc etc ). Where does the light go when it goes out ???  lol.

Iknowthemoves

wow..you may have discovered 'dark matter'! It was there all the time..we just had to turn the light off! Can I have a nobel prize please..with fry's