slow TV

It will never come!

Story of my life dude!

The story of your life will never come either!

They've made a film about it actually - Splash!

Lucky ducky!

What's your film? Silence of the lambs? 

Totally! And the FBI Movie!

FBI...no don't tell me, from 'The Other Guys'?!! 

There also is a movie called FBI Movie!

I knew that!

Mmm-hmm. That's what they all say.

Slow TV is great for anyone who who is a 3der/animator. The light/shadow effects are clear. 

Kermit, surely you would appreciate a Slow TV 6 hour broadcast of leaves rusting in the forest? 

yup

Surely I could sell you a comprehensive entertainment Slow TV package - 

- 4 hours of Slow TV Escargo gourmet frogs dipped into boiling water

- 5 hours of Slow TV bulldozers rolling through your favourite rainforest 

- 10 hours of Slow TV Kermit the Frog Amazon Choir 

all for $9.99 and if you buy in the next 15 minutes a free Pork Chop voucher for the Miss Piggy Deluxe Le Pork absolutely free!

What an offer! Not avaliable in stores! Slow TV - call now on 

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He's so going to miss that deal, snooze you lose flyty!!

You don't snooze you lose ShaCa

Damn it!