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ProfessorPownall

If superman can stop a bullet with his bare chest, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him?

ProfessorPownall

A search of members reveals 104 pages of supermen registered! At 10 superman's per page that equals 1040 supermen !

ProfessorPownall

That's a lot of smack downs !

There's a job to be done.

Let's get to it !

ProfessorPownall

I have no ill towards superman.

It would just have better if he was never born evil.png

ProfessorPownall

Q. What did superman say when he married two woman on the same day?

A. "That's mighty bigamy!"

ProfessorPownall

Q. Where does superman park his privates?

A. On Lois Lane

ProfessorPownall

Q. Why did superman flush the toilet?

A. Because it was his duty!

ProfessorPownall

Superman and Chuck Norris once bet on an arm wrestling match. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

ProfessorPownall

Q. What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour?

A. Superman in a blender!

ProfessorPownall

1040 superman's at chess.com

All cobblers out to save the world!

Truth, justice and the American way!

Just saying

ProfessorPownall

Q. Where do most superheros live?

A. Cape Town

ProfessorPownall

Great to see a real live superman!

1040 members with the name of superman!

I was beginning to wonder if he really existed!

All the girls? One suits me just fine!

ProfessorPownall

One roasted !

1039 to go !

ProfessorPownall

Sarcasm

Yes...  Yes

One of my lectures

Quite basic really

ProfessorPownall

Useful ?

One year ?

Dear chap... you're nothing special. But one on 1040 superman's here. 

Go jump a tall building, stop a speeding locomotive.

I've got jokes to tell, smack downs to do.

It's my job.

ProfessorPownall

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp"

The next day Batman wrote:

"Superman is Clark Kent."

ProfessorPownall

 

Fiction... don't tell the kids ! 

 Search for a telephone booth and save the world !

 

ProfessorPownall

Q. Why does superman change his clothes in a telephone booth?

A. He left his red underwear hanging on the receiver !

ProfessorPownall

Q. What would you find in superman's bathroom?

A. Superbowl

CookedQueen

Weird, again.