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If superman can stop a bullet with his bare chest, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him?

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A search of members reveals 104 pages of supermen registered! At 10 superman's per page that equals 1040 supermen !

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That's a lot of smack downs !

There's a job to be done.

Let's get to it !

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I have no ill towards superman.

It would just have better if he was never born evil.png

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Q. What did superman say when he married two woman on the same day?

A. "That's mighty bigamy!"

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Q. Where does superman park his privates?

A. On Lois Lane

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Q. Why did superman flush the toilet?

A. Because it was his duty!

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Superman and Chuck Norris once bet on an arm wrestling match. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

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Q. What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour?

A. Superman in a blender!

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1040 superman's at chess.com

All cobblers out to save the world!

Truth, justice and the American way!

Just saying

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Q. Where do most superheros live?

A. Cape Town

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Great to see a real live superman!

1040 members with the name of superman!

I was beginning to wonder if he really existed!

All the girls? One suits me just fine!

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One roasted !

1039 to go !

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Sarcasm

Yes...  Yes

One of my lectures

Quite basic really

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Useful ?

One year ?

Dear chap... you're nothing special. But one on 1040 superman's here. 

Go jump a tall building, stop a speeding locomotive.

I've got jokes to tell, smack downs to do.

It's my job.

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Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp"

The next day Batman wrote:

"Superman is Clark Kent."

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Fiction... don't tell the kids ! 

 Search for a telephone booth and save the world !

 

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Q. Why does superman change his clothes in a telephone booth?

A. He left his red underwear hanging on the receiver !

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Q. What would you find in superman's bathroom?

A. Superbowl

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Weird, again.