But then my Doctor gave the old woman
a NEW cane…
one that was 2 feet longer than the old one…
her back was suddenly straight...
and SHE WAS CURED!!!
It was a miracle!!!
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Another enjoyable miracle brought to you by the people at Elenin Studios
That's 52 miracle's in a row!
That hunched over back was from all those years of sweeping. None of that high falootin fancy stuff like broom handles and forks and spoons for the hardcore stone-agers, I mean traditionalists!
$36,000 for being well was the good ol' days before Obama Don't Care.
Here is my Doctor removing a man’s spleen.
The operation was totally painless...
EVEN WITHOUT ANESTHETIC!!!
and the patient was able to return
to work
the very next day!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dr Bombay or Dr Vinny Boom Baats??
Actually he was my doctor
while I was "detained" in China.
His name is Dr. Don’Tzu Me.
He had to leave China
after the patient above sued him...
for malpractice.
That's Howie Mandel's Dr too! 
What a coincidence...
That's also the name of Jared Fogle's new book...
Don't Touch Me.
I'm Sooo glad I found this thread. 
"You Make Me Feel So Young"
I think Jared sounds a little "chicken".
I started thinking
....but that can be dangerous, so I stopped
Even if we get out of this, I don't think we're gonna make it.....I mean, even if we make it, we may not survive....I mean....
And now…
Elenin Studios
Proudly
Presents
A Chess.Com
Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house…
Not a cheater was stirring…
due to Chess.com’s top secret
laser-guided algorithm
cheater detector.
The stockings were hung
by the Computer with care…
In hopes that Erik (after his last video)
would soon fix his hair.
When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter…
Elenin sprang from her Studio
to see what was the matter.
And what to her wandering eyes did appear…
but Erik himself!!!
WHAT WAS HE DOING THERE???!
He then told his driver…
a cabbie called “Nick”
to wait in the car…
he’d be back real quick.
Then he called to the others
who were “in” on the game...
and he whistled and shouted
and called them by name.
Yeah…my Doctor is expensive, but he’s amazing.
For example…
while I was still in the emergency room…
an old woman came in...
with a cane…
all hunched over…
and her back was so bent
that she could barely walk.