Elenin Studios would like to extend a warm welcome to Captain Kangaroo who agreed to come out of retirement and work for us
(Elenin), "Ronnie, Captain Kangaroo has been dead for yrs"
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Why didn't somebody tell me this sooner?
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Well we'll turn the Welcoming party into an Open House.
Elenin Studios will welcome anyone who walks through those doors.
Sneak Preview from Elenin Studios…V2 Lives!! Coming this Fall (?)
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Lets say for a minute Hillary Clinton wins the Presidency We've got at least one good sit-com out of that. "Marcia Marcia Marcia, My God, do BOTH of your parents have to be President"? "Having ONE parent as a President like the REST of us isn't GOOD enough"? "Whatever"!
I got a call from my life insurance company today. They want to DOUBLE my premiums I said, "what for"? They said, "We found out your writing for Elenin Studios". I said, "yeh So"? They said, "Well they have a habit of writing scripts without using a safety net. No other studios do that.
We're gearing up to cover The Oscars later this month A lot of it will be determined by the results of The People's Choice Awards. The 42nd People's Choice Awards, honoring the best in popular culture for 2015, will be held January 6, 2016, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, and will be broadcast live on CBS at 9:00 pm EST The heavys this year are "The Revenant" with Leonardo DiCaprio, and "The Big Short" with Brad Pitt. Elenin Studios would like to extend Best Wishes, and Good Luck to all contestants in ALL catagories ( I haven't seen either one BTW) Also, The Golden Globes are this Sunday, Jan 10.
HELP! RAPE! 
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SAD THOUGH, THE BLOODS DO IT AND THE CRIPS GET BEAT BY COPS TYPICAL RESPONSE I GUESS
Someone attacked kboyer in the bathroom with a "toilet paper leaf blower" Unfortunately his image doesn't appear on the security footage so we don't know WHO it is 
Hello, and Welcome to Elenin Studios. My name is Bingo and I'll be your tour guide for the next hr 
This is Candy Cane for Elenin Studios. We've hired the Aflac Duck for your "magical" entertainment
I forgot to mention Starting in 2016 Chess.com is offering 2 new features 
COSPLAY 
AND DANCING LESSONS
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Yes Yes Elenin, calm down. I'm on my way to the studio now. E.T.A. 8 mins. No, RJC's not answering his phone. Hang up, I'll try him again. 
Come to find out, Elenin's been busy running two studios!
Word is, nobody turns out tougher students than she does.
My God! You can check in, but you can't check out!! "Welcome to Elenin's Karate Studio. Such a Lovely Place, Such a Lovely Face. We're living it up at Elenin's Karate Studio, Any time of year, you can find it here.
I just woke up. With no coffee the headline said; "Republicans to Face Off in tonight's debate". ...hmm...So naturally I thought, 
Which republic? I suspect there is a Democrap lurking on the right
Weather your a Democrat or a Republican, to get to any thread on Chess.com, you have to go through a door. Now most threads have a small door, but Elenin's threads have BIGGER doors and the reason can be explained with the following 30 sec video BTW, I'm the one in the top left corner with the brown pants.
Speaking of death, a friend of mine passed away recently. I said to the funeral director, "ya know he does this all the time". At the wake they asked me to say a few words so I said, He could wire a bomb faster than any one I know Some one jumped up and said, "HEY! life isn't a game I know it was a wake but I just couldn't STOP laughing 
Over the weekend I snuck into Erik's office
His "master" plan is turn us all into penguins
Spread the word
We can't let him get away with this. 