RJC, I think we need to rig up a trap at the studio to catch Elenin the next time she drops by. It would be for her own good to keep her out of trouble, if that's even possible. 
Sneak Preview from Elenin Studios…V2 Lives!! Coming this Fall (?)
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Agreed
We'll get some kind of Rube Goldberg contraption
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Our best intel from behind enemy lines informs us that Erik has hired the services of Penn & Teller to help launch V3
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Hey Ron, mine are not stuffed, they're alive. 
Gambit-not gamble!
Hey, have you seen this? "Barbie" is getting a make-over 
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/28/living/barbie-new-body-feat/index.html FINALLY, the're taking my complaints seriously!
I mean...
Meanwhile…
Back at Headquarters…
An innocent (non-paying) member
is forced to watch...
another V3 instructional video.
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"Bingo" is the only one that's working Here's his latest commercial
Elenin Studios has just finished up work on a block-buster movie with THIS guy 
We just can't decide on a title We've got "Crock-Dog" or "Gator-Pooch"
Your Rube Goldberg contraption was no match for Elenin!
We now interrupt whatever you were doing
to bring you the following
important announcement…
It is with much regret
that we announce the passing
of one of Elenin Studios'
team members.
Guido Sarducci was found dead this afternoon
in his New York City penthouse apartment
with 5 gunshots to the head.
The authorities have ruled Guido’s death
to be an apparent case of suicide.
Before coming to Elenin Studios,
Guido had worked mostly in “credit collection”
and also as an “insurance” salesman
(if you know wadimean…wink wink).
He will be sorely missed.
News of his death has brought the following comments
from those whose lives
he
had
touched.
Enki: He was one of the most human beings I ever met.
I can’t think of anyone
at the moment…
but I’m sure there must be somebody, somewhere…
that will miss him.
Caesar:
Guido would loan you
the shirt off his back.
In fact…I’m wearing one of his shirts
right now.
Of course…
he expected payment…
Including 150% interest,
compounded daily.
But now that he’s dead…
DON’T MY PAYMENTS STOP??
I sure hope Elenin comes back soon. The office is a mess, the Unions are talking strike
In an effort to smooth relations over, I attempted to speak to one of their representatives for over 3 hrs but THIS is all I got