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My name is Shaun, and I'm the head Staff member here at Chess.com. With V3 up and running we thought it would be pleasant to start giving daily briefings of the status of the site. And with that, I'll take your questions.--Yes, Bob Schiffer--CBS News.
Shouldn't Erik be here to brief us?? As you know, Erik has been working like a dog night and day for months now. I don't think its TOO much to ask that he be allowed to play a few rounds of golf now & then at Marra Largo. Next Question--Linda. What is Chess.com doing about all the negative & derogatory comments getting posted on a daily basis??

Chess.com is a VERY LARGE site and has over 17 million members PERIOD!
We are working deligently to provide a safe, fun and creative refuge for ALL members.
Sockpuppets are dealt with swiftly and effectively.

What will you do about infamous trolls like Kaynight, and RJC ??
Yes, Yes I know. Trust me, Kaynight and RJ's days are numbered. We're taking the gloves off with them. When we catch them, AND WE WILL CATCH THEM, were gonna take them out back and SHOOT them!

Look, people! We know the sites' not perfect. But this is the TOS. THIS is your contract to make Chess.com great again. When you see something wrong, send in a ticket. Next question.
Sheppard Smith---FOX News.

Yeah...Shaun. Is there any truth to the rumor that kboyer is secretly working with the Trump Administration to sell Chess.com to the Russians??
W..W...WHAT!?
Where did THAT come from?? NO there is NO truth to that rumor because that's all it is---A RUMOR!!
I've known kboyer all my life and her references are impeckable.
I'll have you know that kboyer WALKS to and from work every day because she has donated her car to a homeless Veteran's Shelter.
YOU Sir, have been getting "alternative facts" from WAY too many Sockpuppets.

Shaun, what's up with all the cheating threads that get started in the forums?? There is NO CHEATING going on, on Chess.com.
And if there is, we don't talk about it! Do I make myself CLEAR??

Well then are the forums on V3 any better than the forums on V2 ?? You wanna know about the forums?.......Here, I got your forums for ya.....
look out.....coming through
........Left....go left.....now right
....hard right.....THIS is what the forums in V3 look like
......how do you like THEM apples heh??........
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AND LIVE FROM CALIF ITS CHESS.COM

Erik was SOOoo angry about WHO posted this, he ordered to review the evidence on the video-tape surveillance of this thread. Unfortunately, the tape was blank
Oups!,...I mean
so he demanded Shaun round up "The Usual Suspects" and have us do a perp walk

comment deleted ---- sorry, I had to reserve a table for 7 for something that is very funny. Will edit post later.
After that build up, RJC, you owe us something!

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