*SNIFFS YOU FROM A GREAT DISTANCE AND THEN SLOWLY STARTS CREEPING UP ON YOU*

JOHN BEAR SNIFFS HEAD UP IN AIR TAKES GREAT SNIFF

SNIFF SNIFF

SMELLS YOU

JOHN BEAR SWINGS HEAD IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOU HOOMUN

TAKES GREAT SNIFF

GETS DOWN LOW DOWN TO THE EARTH AND BELLY CRAWLS TO YOU SO YOU DON'T SEE JOHN BEAR COUNTRY COMING

BELLY CRAWL BELLY CRAWL

GREAT SNIFF

FROM MILES NOW AFTER MANY MILES COMES JOHN BEAR RIGHT NOW HOOMUN POUNCE!!!!!  RAWR!!!!! JOHN BEAR STYLE!!!!

POUNCE!!!!POUNCE!!!

I GOT YOU CROCODILIAN I GOT YOU JOHN BEAR STYLE YOU CROCODILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I always carry bear mace.

This is why i always carry my sandwhich i left in my locker for 1 yr. hf smelling that

whos back

IS JOHN BEAR FIASCO WHEN HOOMUN IN WALMART LOOKING AT BREAD STUMP WHEN OUT OF BREAD STUMP ALL A SUDDEN IN MIDDLE HUMP COMES JOHN BEAR STYLE SPRINGBOARD - ACTION BELLY FLOP UNTO HOOMUN IN WALMART THAT JOHN BEAR SNIFF FROM NEBRASKA TO ALASKA, FROM WASHINGTON MONUMENT TO 7-11 CONDIMENT. JOHN BEAR STYLE TAKE BIG WIFF OF WHAT HOOMUN CALL "hot dog" AND JOHN BEAR THINK IT SMELLS LIKE CANCER OF COLON AND ALL JOHN BEAR COUNTRY REALLY WANT DO IS WARN WAL-MART HOOMUN OF CANCER COLON HOT DOG STYLE BUT THEN IN YOUR HOOMUN "wal-mart" HOOMUNS BATTER JOHN BEAR OUT OF FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY AND IT TURNS INTO JOHN BEAR FIASCO!!!

tf that sus

no way creeping like creep like creep by radiohead

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