*SNIFFS YOU FROM A GREAT DISTANCE AND THEN SLOWLY STARTS CREEPING UP ON YOU*
IS JOHN BEAR FIASCO WHEN HOOMUN IN WALMART LOOKING AT BREAD STUMP WHEN OUT OF BREAD STUMP ALL A SUDDEN IN MIDDLE HUMP COMES JOHN BEAR STYLE SPRINGBOARD - ACTION BELLY FLOP UNTO HOOMUN IN WALMART THAT JOHN BEAR SNIFF FROM NEBRASKA TO ALASKA, FROM WASHINGTON MONUMENT TO 7-11 CONDIMENT. JOHN BEAR STYLE TAKE BIG WIFF OF WHAT HOOMUN CALL "hot dog" AND JOHN BEAR THINK IT SMELLS LIKE CANCER OF COLON AND ALL JOHN BEAR COUNTRY REALLY WANT DO IS WARN WAL-MART HOOMUN OF CANCER COLON HOT DOG STYLE BUT THEN IN YOUR HOOMUN "wal-mart" HOOMUNS BATTER JOHN BEAR OUT OF FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY AND IT TURNS INTO JOHN BEAR FIASCO!!!

