satan kills solar system and all humans
but the duck survives
Oh no. How I'm alive then?
burt the duck pulls out his minigun and defeats Satan
you are worthy
and the universe is saved
i at eboth
I ate both
> I ate both
Noticeable
So u are a duck who plays chess. Humph!
no I'm a human
But, as it turns out, God didn't get obliterated and was only faking it, so he recreates the solar system and humanity, but allows the Duck to be King of Belgium since he decided to recreate the world as it was in 1890 for the funny.
God decides to obliterate ChessAce because of 57.
finis (I hope)
Anyone with a brain:
Congratulations on your conversion
XD
...
and then the duck spills his lemonade in the
satan kills solar system and all humans