so I'm a duck now.

and the dude died

But then 4 days later he arose

and the went back down because he smelled a fart

But then the magic crocodile brought him back

and 6hen the fart ate his pizza

But the man wouldn't go down easily this time, so he challenged the gladiator duck

That won

and then MECHA Godzilla attacked

again

But then of godzilla and king team up with the duck

What

But Jupiter defeats The Triple Alliance, and orders the three to pay a fine of $6B each to him.

But the sun steps in and silences jupiter

but then i bazooka darth vader in his MAX form and save the multiverse from darth vader MAX

Wait until you find out duck chess exists:

https://www.chess.com/variants/duck-chess

Look out! The geese and the cormorants are joining the ducks to destroy mankind!

Nah we're making human farms because they taste very good. (joke for now)