so ugly
that is because you have to live your life with a paper bag over your head.
i am so ugly all the mirrors in my house ran away.
If you think you are beautiful, you are
i am so ugly all the mirrors in my house ran away.
I'm so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my MOTHER.
Wha.......
Right after its born, doctors slap the baby on the butt to start it breathing.
hmmmmmmmm Quack Quack !
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 Madam Marfona quotes "beauty is in the the eye of the beholder"This was an extract from the Biography of her late husband Alfons Cremona Marfona entitled "Frankenstein Revisited" published by Dracula Press.price $Zimbabwean 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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i am so ugly all the mirrors in my house ran away.