Some dark humor jokes

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I don’t have 36 bikes in my basement.
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Why are women and rocks so similar?
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Because only the flat ones get skipped
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Emotional damage
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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
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Because he didn’t like it
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Because he got hit by a bus
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A criminal is sentenced to death by the electric chair. The priest asks him if he has any last words, and he says “Well, I won’t be shocked if this doesn’t work .”
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Deep down, are we just a speck of dust in an infinite expanse of the cold, uncaring universe? Do our choices really matter?

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🤷‍♂️
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Which means I can totally cause what ever chaos I want.

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Fr bluelich
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What is the difference between a apple and a orphan? A apple gets picked
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I know that one lol
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Snap, crackle, pop.
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That sure was a weird speed bump.
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Hey, there’s a school!
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Lol
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Why don’t people in wheelchairs stand up for themselves
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Don’t hire Micheal Jackson at a kindergarten, he’ll just Beat It.
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