Some dark humor jokes

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I_Suck_at_chess_43
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers in one move
CorbinJonesMMA
This is gonna get locked probably💀
DreamscapeHorizons

Pegusu
RainyWolf1829 wrote:

What’s the similarity between a girl and a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back

That's FILTHY.

timben

😂

thebluelich
What’s the difference between children and bikes?
thebluelich
I don’t have 36 bikes in my basement.
GoatedPawn12
Why are women and rocks so similar?
GoatedPawn12
Because only the flat ones get skipped
thebluelich
Emotional damage
thebluelich
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
BasixWhiteBoy
Because he didn’t like it
thebluelich
Because he got hit by a bus
thebluelich
A criminal is sentenced to death by the electric chair. The priest asks him if he has any last words, and he says “Well, I won’t be shocked if this doesn’t work .”
rooksb4

Deep down, are we just a speck of dust in an infinite expanse of the cold, uncaring universe? Do our choices really matter?

thebluelich
🤷‍♂️
rooksb4

Which means I can totally cause what ever chaos I want.

Tim8x20
Fr bluelich
Tim8x20
What is the difference between a apple and a orphan? A apple gets picked
I_Suck_at_chess_43
I know that one lol
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