Someone help explain

Tell him what I’m trying to say

LoL u meant I am dying laughing right

Yes, but with a tinge of sarcasm. 

Lol you meant " Hahaha that was so funny i'm dying of laughter" I think-  

It wasn't actually funny so u said that right!

u r joking

SARCASM

I'm literally confused now.

i am figuratively confused THAT IS SARCASM

i think....

ok never mind i am confused now too

My mind is now blown 

Now I shall go play a game called chess and forget what just happened

 right...

SO, basically he advertises his club wherever he is, he is dying for subscribers on his YOUTUBE and BEGGING FOR FRIENDS XD

the moral of the story, guppy is trash in spelling

don't think he got fingers for that, how does he even type?

True or Guppy doesn't like to spell properly. 

ya but wen do anee of us do