I'm not THAT insane.
Someone, Please Mute Me

Staff...staff...I appeal you for the last time, kissing your feet and weeping! Staff...staff...get rid of me, mute me, please, PLEASE! Do not be unkind... Staff...staff...mute me, I ask you. Do not be unkind, staff, mute me now... Staff...staff...my fate is in your hands, and your hands are empty. Mute me. Staff...staff...Mute me please, mute me quickly, and most of all, mute me..

You could mute yourself. All you would have to do is simply not post or comment anywhere for 24 hours. Not even on the daily puzzle.

Staff...staff...I appeal you for the last time, kissing your feet and weeping! Staff...staff...get rid of me, mute me, please, PLEASE! Do not be unkind... Staff...staff...mute me, I ask you. Do not be unkind, staff, mute me now... Staff...staff...my fate is in your hands, and your hands are empty. Mute me. Staff...staff...Mute me please, mute me quickly, and most of all, mute me..
Sounds like a drug addict who is begging to the drug dealers stop selling it.

@ Marco and Bob You guys are like two nuts in a sack.
That sounded wrong........

@ Marco and Bob You guys are like two nuts in a sack.
That sounded wrong........
And Bob fell for it.
I sent in 4 tickets this weekend. 3 of them got answered, and this one, the most important one, did not. Are staff ignoring me on purpose, thinking that my requesting is just trolling? Ach, poor unenlightened souls...I need the muting - I NEED IT!
My guess is they're waiting for you to really snap and do something to get yourself banned forever.