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The Day in a Life of a Chess.com User
I wake up, drenched in sweat.
Going to the bathroom, to wash my face,
With COLD WATER.
But I turned on the hot water instead.
I scream so loud,
My neighborhood thought they were hearing one of The Seven Trumpets.
I run out of the bathroom with rashes all over my face,
I saw my face and screamed again.
My neighbor said, "OH MY LORD! THE SECOND TRUMPET HAS BEEN BLOWN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
And I screamed with all the power I had, I said, "IT WAS MY SCREAMS IDIOTS"
And now I'm the most wanted in my neighborhood.
Since I can't go outside anymore I said, "Damn! I'll just hop on Chess.com for a while."
Then I realized I had a meeting in 5 minutes!
I tried to cover my rashes, but ended up like I just survived a tornado.
I made some final touches, and started the meeting.
I presented, but my class was just laughing at my makeup!!!
And the TEACHER WAS LAUGHING TOO.
So, as a baddie, I roasted all of them, one by one.
Everyone was crying, even the teacher!
So I got a suspension from my principal.
-_-.
I hopped on Chess.com only to realize someone was saying THEY ARE THE YAP GOD!
@Chelugachess !!!!
So I am now proving that:
I
AM
THE
YAP
GOD
OF
CHESS.COM
.
And that I, @ihatecheese2424 , IS THE ONLY YAP GOD
By making this story.
I AM THE ONLY YAP- OW!
I have a blister!
And at that moment, my mom realized that I got suspended
So instead of me running for my life because everyone in my neighborhood heard The Trumpets,
I was running for my life because of my mom.
It was a good run, as I lost 2 pounds!
But I tripped on a rock.
*TWO HOURS LATER*
"And that's how our beloved @ihatecheese2424 is in front of you all...in a casket..."
"PREPARE THE BURIAL!"
And I woke up from that nightmare...
Drenched. In. Sweat.
THE END

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GUYS, CHELUGA DIDNT DO ANYTHING SHE IS JUST PART OF THE STORY DONT ANNOY HER.

It's a story I made, #2 !

Nope, my imagination

That got chaotic fast

YAR

I'll make another if u like!

Sure why not

OK

Maybe later I gtg

YAP BATTLE?

OK HOW ABOUT DIS

I AM YAP GOD

U R YAP EMPORER

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I CALL DIPS ON BEING YAP GOD!

DIPS

OR

DIBS

IDK, IDC

MHM

I WILL MAKE A GROUP DW

mhm

UHH

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I rate this a 49/10

Nope

But you just said that there is jo way to completely get rid of it 🤔