.. Thanks, 'Mexi' .. And, what's More, {see link, below}.. It-stands-to-reason, that this dude ; Undoubtedly can afford, All the 'tacos' he desires ! .. If, he were so inclined !
Tacos on my mind
Sort:
.. Back, to the REAL Task, at Hand !
.. Might, as well post this, where it will get, More 'eyeballs'! o:
{a most amazing, 'Iranian' female, person, and 'chess player'!} ..
http://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2017/09/29/chess-hijab-dorsa-derakhshani
Sep 30, 2017
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#486
gonna need some powerful voodoo dance to get that dizgusdin rat outta here dudes.
It's lunchtime here on the East coast-just lost my appetite 
Sep 30, 2017
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#488
haha nice gif Arnie. kudos...Toire? sorry brotha...Flanks! no mas!!!
Sep 30, 2017
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#489
aldocosta wrote:
Mexis the kind of guy who has left over bits of food in his beard from last nights dinner and picks them out and eats them on his commute to work the next morning. Nasty.
And here I was going to help you with your lover Tom...2Q...from 2010, again!
Anyway, This beard of mine is magical..never would have thought it possible but it is...and if you only knew what was in my beard last night. How ironic you bringing it up.
.. 'Car thief', coaxed, down from a 'tree', with promise, of a 'taco'; I kid you, Not ! o:
http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/world/article176150881.html
Sep 30, 2017
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#491
This story you are about to hear is so horrific & intriguing you immediately
recall the old Hammer House of Horror movies with Christopher Lee & Peter Cushion or perhaps Boris Karlof.
But this is not like those at all.
It is infinitely more sinister, a twisted plot.
Sort of more akin to Monty Python meets The Twilight Zone,
cross pollinated with the Addams Family & Harry Potter
with a splash of Journey into the Unknown.
Anyway, I Jester Potter have an evil twin brother aka
The Taco Tooth Terror.
Wisdom never blessed either of us.
He got the good looks & is popular with women.
I got my great great great grandfathers coffin
(a compensation present for my ugliness off my dear Mother)
He was 240 years in that coffin & now I sleep in it.
Anyway, let me get to the main points here.
It was a full moon the night we were born,
I am the elder by 6 days.
Our dear Mum prolonged the birth as long as she could,
she said she enjoyed the pain.
And then as we both grew up something became very clear
between my twin & I.
He wasn’t the bloody same as me at all.
Yes, yes I know you’ll say we both look identical.
But emotionally & mentally I mean.
It all started when he came home one day,
proud as punch he was.
I knew there would be trouble after that.
He locked me in the tv when we were
just 12 years old.
I got stuck in there for over a year & got fed
up of
hearing the family say:
‘Oh, Jester is on the tv again tonight,
his Hollywood career is doing well. '
The Taco Tooth Terror my twin brother used to wait for me in
the fish pond, pounce on me, threaten me.
He made me sit there for hours one day while he tortured rocks.
I was horrified, I was only 22 at the time.
Then he turned to swords and weapons.
Taco Pirate he called himself.
Then he got into some sort of Ninja training.
He reckoned he could slice a lemon in quarters,
while it rested on my head.
He would through 2 blades at full force, over and over again, practicing.
He made me ugly, I still have the facial, head, arms, legs,
torso & foot scars to prove it.
My brother did have a few good years of steady discipline under the
guidance of the Ninja swordsman, Master Napster.
But, things really started going downhill when we were just 26 years old.
It wasn’t swords anymore but guns.
Large water pistols were his favourites, the bigger the better.
He would target old age pensioners in shopping malls.
The Taco Terror would boast often.
‘I can hit a pensioner in the eye from 30 feet away, while picking my nose,
eating an ice cream & standing on one leg at an angle of 90 degrees.’
He could too - he was such a show off.
At 30, he got into gangster mode.
Difficult period of our often strained relationship.
‘Hey Jester you are from Leister
You drive a siesta, I gotta pester
You are named after GrandPa Fester
You remember our GrandMa Esta
She wasn’t from Lesiter
You dig my ugly bro Jester’
Worse part of listening to this rubbish over and over again for me was this:
every word he said is actually true.
Sorry about the commercial above by the way, but we thank our sponsors
and we both want to know where our cheques are for the last production.
Yes that is right.....banned.
I Jester Potter am an undercover Special FBI Agent.
Step down Moon or I will have secret services blow your light out.
I have superior rank here, as the badge proves.
Step down soldier, have a cuppa & biscuit, relax, we got this under control.
Anyway, where are we?
Oh yes, in the UK where our horror continues to unfold.
From Leominster to London, Chicago to New York & from Paris to Rome.
My brother & I once travelled together for a summer season when we were younger.
My brother is a good one to watch your back on the street.
There are a lot of unsavoury characters out there.
I once had my shoes stolen off my feet in London at the theatre one time.
Just a family show but great entertainment.
Yeah, a guy in the theatre would spike your tacos with foot numbing liquid.
Wait for your feet to fall to sleep while you were watching the movie.
Then he would crawl along the isles one by one,
removing & stealing shoes from people’s feet.
Shoe thief.
Anyway, back to the main story line.
In the above comparison pic. You can definitely see that we are twins.
Okay, so I agree my brother was 300 pounds when this was taken.
Me? I always look that ugly regardless of weight.
The main differences are this between us:
Beard, nose, ears, head, lips, eyes, cheekbones, eyebrows, chin,
neck & hair are nothing alike.
But apart from that - we look exactly the same.
I am sure you would agree.
We get our genes from our GrandPa Fester who liked to
set himself
on fire regularly but to only rely on one fire extinguisher and not
the usual standard 2.
Needless to say, he was self cremated.
It was the only way he wanted to to go . .
My brothers’ warrior mode came to a shocking end a few years ago.
He went to see Bruce & realised he would never be able to beat him.
Big blow for an overly inflated ego.
On the street, in those cold winter nights.
When your woollies are warming your testicles.
Remember how very much colder it can feel - when she walks out the door.
‘How could she leave me for that mutt?
Oh, the pain of separation anxiety, the yearning for my red cloak back’
I cannot blame her. There is a massive reward for me.
They will never take me alive, you can be sure of that.
My evil twin made me do it. I swear.
He turned me into a zombie once too through magical potions.
I was quite enjoying that part of my life actually.
I felt a lot more coherent overall.
But bits of me kept falling into the frier at the local chippy.
It took me awhile to realise I was actually paying to eat myself.
What a con.
Stopped going there. I got standards.
Yes, here he is The Taco Tooth Terror.
This man can hypnotise you, cast spells on you
& is well into the dark arts.
He worships strange idols in creepy places.
‘Hey, is that my red cloak?
How the hell did he get that off my ex?
You cannot trust the conniving conjurer.’
Different perspectives my brother & I entirely.
We had some family respect back in the good old days too.
Before he got us both arrested.
I just stole the bikes by the way.
My brother told me that we were opening a bicycle shop.
I just got a few inner tubes out of the tires to eat to be honest with you.
Don’t think I am being overly protective but i never, ever, never,
seen him sniff a seat in public.
Seat sniffing was a private thing for him.
TacoTooth always turns up with beautiful fresh blood.
Not sure how he is still so popular with the ladies
despite the recent scandal.
Anyway, watch out for my brother.
He is evil incarnate.
In the long winter nights, lock your bicycles away.
Close your windows, lock the doors.
Get the garlic at the ready.
Sep 30, 2017
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#492
Even Morgan Freeman showing some love
weirdos from all over loved it...
who invited the minions?! who cares!! They loved it!!
And Ariana....wow brotha. You have really out done yourself.
.. Not, to 'upstage' anyone's post ; Anyway.. Unless, you live in-or-near, 'Nashville', Tennessee ; It's, already, too late ! ] ;
http://www.wsmv.com/story/36488336/nashvilles-first-taco-festival-set-for-saturday
Sep 30, 2017
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#494
@ 543. It is not me, it is us.
Without film, I don't have a have a job sweeping film from the floor.
Hard to try & make a mini-movie with no actors.
A lot of this work in here is yours. Editing, fliming, speicial effects & acting.
I just steal it from you 
See last slide on Taco Horror.
PS are the minions standing or no? bahahahahahaha
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
aldocosta wrote:
Mexis the kind of guy who has left over bits of food in his beard from last nights dinner and picks them out and eats them on his commute to work the next morning. Nasty.
And here I was going to help you with your lover Tom...2Q...from 2010, again!
Anyway, This beard of mine is magical..never would have thought it possible but it is...and if you only knew what was in my beard last night. How ironic you bringing it up.
well Mexi, here comes another sock!
and watch how long these socks run around with the number of threads started in a week, and make that comparison with the past reactions of the Meth Mods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4pQniAoeX4
Unfortunately, I don't have sound at my work computer. I'm going to have to FIDDLE....with this one later! You like tacos Toire? I can mail them to you via donkey.
Love 'em, especially fish ones with citrus mayo.
I can't say i've ever had a taco with citrus mayo in it. Imma have to try it!! next time I have fish tacos. You know today there was a taco bar at work. I had 5 tacos. it was awesome.