Talk in Fancy English
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DiwanHamdaanKhan
8 hrs ago
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#1
Greetings and salutations! Within the confines of this distinguished forum, we conscientiously engage in the utilization of elaborately protracted and ostentatiously eloquent English, wholly devoid of any discernible justification, in precisely the manner in which I am presently indulging.
Bro is not Mafioso
8 hrs ago
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#3
Ah, but of course, my esteemed and conspicuously articulate compatriot! It is with the utmost delight and florid verbosity that I reciprocate your grandiloquent salutation and wholeheartedly embrace this wholly superfluous tradition of luxuriantly overextended linguistic exhibitionism, whereby we, for no practical purpose whatsoever, adorn our discourse with the most extravagantly gratuitous embellishments the English tongue dare offer—if only to revel in the sheer audacity of our mutual pretentiousness.
8 hrs ago
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#6
#6 Wherefore art thou providing lingering pain towards this most grandiloquent topic.
8 hrs ago
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#7
Is the name of Mafioso been said? Entirely, I am the original Mafioso, and so, with the power induced to me by my fellowship, I hereby demand to explain the events and responses that have been sent throughout this community forum that I am not aware.
8 hrs ago
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#9
Oh wait
*cough cough*
I am presently beset by an onerous financial encumbrance, the magnitude of which necessitates immediate and sustained remediation
*cough cough*
I am presently beset by an onerous financial encumbrance, the magnitude of which necessitates immediate and sustained remediation
7 hrs ago
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#10
#12 It appears that, in the course of some undoubtedly ill-advised but spectacularly spirited undertaking—referred to here, with beguiling understatement, as “a dare”—you have found yourself in dire need of assistance. Fret not, for providence has smiled upon you this day, as it is I who has heard your plaintive cry.
7 hrs ago
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#11
As Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of otf, sovereign overseer of coordinated might and operational gravitas, I hereby assure you that reinforcements—logistical, emotional, and, if necessary, philosophical—are already being deployed at full capacity.
Remain calm. Assume a defensive posture. Refrain from additional dares.
Help is not merely en route.
Help is already watching with arms folded and a five-star briefing in hand.
(Totally)
Remain calm. Assume a defensive posture. Refrain from additional dares.
Help is not merely en route.
Help is already watching with arms folded and a five-star briefing in hand.
(Totally)
aint no way im readin all that
7 hrs ago
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#13
One revolution of the planet is surely a simple task for such a revered leader such as yourself sir Michael.
7 hrs ago
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#15
Well, In the midst of casual colloquy and digital gathering, a most perilous and ill-conceived social challenge—colloquially known as “a dare”—was undertaken by an individual of questionable forethought and highly elevated impulsivity.
Upon the dare’s execution or, perhaps more accurately, the catastrophic unraveling thereof, said individual found themselves embroiled in circumstances that far exceeded their capacity for self-rescue. Overwhelmed, they issued a succinct but urgent communique—“Pls send help”—crafted with the utmost economy of language but brimming with existential distress.
The fancy language came from #1 request
Upon the dare’s execution or, perhaps more accurately, the catastrophic unraveling thereof, said individual found themselves embroiled in circumstances that far exceeded their capacity for self-rescue. Overwhelmed, they issued a succinct but urgent communique—“Pls send help”—crafted with the utmost economy of language but brimming with existential distress.
The fancy language came from #1 request
lol
This exquisite topic has already been laid out plain as day in a thread cut from the same cloth.
Ahimè, la dea della fortuna non è dalla mia parte in quest'idea di vossignoria che mi sconfinfera molto, non avendo la cultura necessaria per conoscere così in profondità l'estimata lingua delle terre della lontana Britannia. Ah, me ne dispero davvero! Ma ch'io possa rimediare alla mia lacuna d'ignoranza, sfoggiando la maestosità della lingua della mia terra natale!