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The Canadian flag is decorated with the large red maple leaf of our native maple tree. Every morning I eat a hearty breakfast of pancakes smothered in syrup, which I cut with my lucky ice skates. Then I leave my igloo and ride my moose to my local polar bear shelter to work my 2-hour shift. On my way home I'll pick up some Tim Hortons for dessert and hit the sack after an exhausting day of apologizing.