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What snake loves dessert the most?

Pie-thons.

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Where does the King keep His armees?? Up His sleevies

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One time, i walked into a bar. it hurt.

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knock knock

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Who's there

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saygrrmanytimes wrote:

Who's there

who

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Who who? (I AM AN OWL)

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saygrrmanytimes wrote:

Who who? (I AM AN OWL)

it's rude to finish the joke before i could lol

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What do you call a knight who lives next door?

A neigh-bor

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What does a burglar not want to see when he breaks into a house?

If you're curious look up the family feud clip

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whats the diffrence between pink and purple

the grip

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math is like se-

add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

and pray you dont multiply

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ok ima stop now

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thank you-

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Borkborkbork123 wrote:

You can't hate jews if there are no jews - Adolf hitler

I did nazi that coming

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