Drake swears he didn't do it, and you inspect his stuff. You don't find your wallet. This only means one thing; Joe stole it! You confront him, and you quickly find out he stole your stuff! Joe has 10000 HP. Each of your party members, you, Bob, John, Maya, Drake, Chuck, and Bruce, have 200 HP except for Bob, John, and Maya who have 150 HP and Chuck who has 100. Fight!
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Arjun eats Joe! And we all start shooting joe with tanks and shower joe with death gems! And keep eating healing gems!
Oct 4, 2015
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#384
I eat JOe.
I transform into a giant and give myself 100000 more HP! I then eat Joe again!
Yes you do Arjun. Cause you are very HUNGRY!!!!
Exodia! Obliterate!
Don't eat me silly Robert! I am immortal and I have Excalibur so I cut off your head!
You and Drake fail to eat Joe. Enraged, he goes ahead and eats both of you. Death Count: 3
Oct 4, 2015
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#393
No wait, Arjun is so disgusting that he throws up both of us! ALIVE!
I use my beak to poke away at the inside of Arjun's stomach in order to escape.
Oct 4, 2015
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#395
I change shape yet again to resemble, taste, and smell like gasoline and smoke, which causes Joe to throw me up.
In his digestive system, Joe was the one who was affected by the gems. Joe got 1000000 HP, and nothing else happened.
Oct 4, 2015
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#397
But...but, I caused him to throw me up! And I pelt him with death gems...
Oct 4, 2015
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#399
I grow to "MASSIVE, HEAVYWEIGHT SIZE, AND PUNCH HIM WITH A FIST, DEALING 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 DAMAGE! LIVE COUNT: 1.
Back to the story: you grow to "massive heavyweight size" and punch him, dealing 10 damage, as "massive heavyweight size" is really just your normal size. Joe attempts to stab all three of your employees, but they all come out alive, Bob and John taking 100 damage each and Maya taking 75 damage. What now?
I am totally confused by the multiple storylines. This is like Pulp Fiction.