TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

After my story is over, you make up your own! It's as simple as that.

Nothing is that simple...

Oh yeah? What's 1 plus 1?

21 obviously.

Back to the story!

I thought you couldn't eat red meat Arjun! Sorry, couldn't resist...

Oh OK! That's all good then, sorry if I was trolling... :)

You yake one bite of the unicorn and it screams in pain and kicks your head in. Death Count 4. You need to do something else...

cast magic missle

The unicorn boots the missile back, killing everyone. Death Count 5 There's something that you need to do...

Shoot the unicorn with a shotgun.

1000 damage done! The unicorn then smashes your shotgun to bits. What now?

Shoot it with a RPG.

The unicorn kicks your head in. Death Count 5. You need to do something to disable it from tearing you to shreds every time. Think!

Burn it with a flamethrower.

That deals 4999 damage. The unicorn then kicks your head. You FRIGGIN DIE. Death Count 6

YOU GOT IT ARJUN! You force the unicorn to drink all of the pepsi, and it suffers severe amnesia. It doesn't even know how to attack anymore, and only neighs. You capture it and put it in the zoo for everyone to see, and you get a million dollars! Truly a happy ending. THE END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBCw4_XgouA