TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

Burn James with a flamethrower.

Next story!

*Sigh* We're waiting for potatogirl. The only way we can start now is if I decide to be a dick and start a new story.

Eat Arjun.

Me too!

And eat Robert too because he requested it.

A lot of cannibalism goes on here...

I eat you too for saying that.Also did you know that tanks eat people.Soldiers just crawl through the tank's mouth and get eaten.

Oh yes! People love getting eaten...

I eat everyone. THE END

I refuse to be eaten! "I have worms in my tubes!"

Really? That's real talent!

Really? Ok.

What!? Is she trying to suck up this forum's popularity or something!? Oh well. Next story!

GI!

Can I create the next story?

OK.

Who do I get to eat?

Sure, Panzerkampfwagen_V!