TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

Let's do everything we did before to to beat anyone.

I'll go with Robert's response: You use Excaliber, Your sword, Charge, and all of the other attacks you used on the previous bosses. The construction worker takes 200 damage! But by the time you get there, he revives your boss! What now?

As your boss gets up, you call the construction worker a loser. He gets so mad, he uses a wrecking ball to smash your face. You take 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage. Luckily, the mod gives you a gem, so you survive. What now?

You be friendly to them both. In response, they give you about 1% of the treasure. You die of starvation soon after, even with all of your gems. Death count: 4

Try again. Love is not always the answer

No you idiot he has 9001 HP.

His HP is over 9000!

You can't eat money.

You buy food, but it is not enough.

Ok then:

buy burrittos

Back to the story!

EXODIA! OBLITERATE!

Kill construction worker with whatever you did to kill the 9001 HP guy.

EXODIA! OBLITERATE!

and it buries you alive and suffocates you to death. death count: 5

Lol. 

Can I take over for next one?

It appears the person who started this thread is no longer tracking it so sure. Take it over, Robert.

OK.

So you kill the construction worker, but in the meantime somebody spears you in the back. You lost 50 HP, you only Have 10 HP remaining. What do you do? (If you do nothing for the next 10 minutes, that somebody will kill you!