THE APHIDS SWARM UP FROM THE BURNING HAZE!!!!!!!

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Hey ya'll just looking for a GF tonguewink

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Did you take ayahuasca?

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I don't believe in made up words, fren

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Drag0nZero wrote:
Bro. That’s not going to get you a gf

BUT WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THE POO FROM THE FUR OF THE JOHN BEAR IF NOT GF?!?!

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As you know, madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push
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Drag0nZero wrote:
Bro no girlfriend is going to clean you also are you mentally okay?

Am I mentally okay?! The John Bear isn't the one going around calling himself a dragon, friend!

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This guy
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JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:

I don't believe in made up words, fren

That is not a made up word

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Roaming_Rooster wrote:
JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:

I don't believe in made up words, fren

That is not a made up word

which word?

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LogicallyDefined wrote:
JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:

Hey ya'll just looking for a GF

You make absolutely no sense.

I'M SORRY HOOMUN BUT I'M JUST A BEAR AFTER ALL I DON'T HAVE THE SAME ARTISTIC SKILLS WITH LANGUAGE THAT YOU HAVE RAWR!!!!!

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JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:
Roaming_Rooster wrote:
JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:

I don't believe in made up words, fren

That is not a made up word

which word?

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Hahahahahahahaha that elephant is really a strawberry in disguise!!! Hahahahaaha

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JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:
Drag0nZero wrote:
Bro. That’s not going to get you a gf

BUT WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THE POO FROM THE FUR OF THE JOHN BEAR IF NOT GF?!?!

Your tongue

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😂

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ahh_fiddlefaddle wrote:
JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:
Drag0nZero wrote:
Bro. That’s not going to get you a gf

BUT WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THE POO FROM THE FUR OF THE JOHN BEAR IF NOT GF?!?!

Your tongue

So does that mean that you like licking peoples scat fiddle?

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Still looking for that GF winktongue I like being fed berries and being fanned in the summer time. I also enjoy scooping up fish in my John Bear mouth and exploring caves. I like climbing trees occasionally and any honey or fruit I find I will gladly share with a girlfriend as long as you don't eat too much as I need to stay quite fat this time of year happy

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Also I won't date a girl who's related to crocodilians. It never turns out well.

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you are made of 69420+ atoms

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Roaming_Rooster wrote:
ahh_fiddlefaddle wrote:
JohnNapierSanDiego wrote:
Drag0nZero wrote:
Bro. That’s not going to get you a gf

BUT WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THE POO FROM THE FUR OF THE JOHN BEAR IF NOT GF?!?!

Your tongue

So does that mean that you like licking peoples scat fiddle?

Lol that means his roleplay of johnny bear can lick his own hiney to remove his exiting past foods! 😂

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This poem is titled:

-Droppings of a John Bear-

With all the nuts and berries in that Poo.

You could turn it into a healthy Stew.

Gather 'round and take a Swig.

It will make you strong and Big.

That's that John Bear Fortitude.

Without the crocodilian Attitude.

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