What about it?
The Bad KOTL
You sprint to his back and slice him in half. He dies, and you give him one last stab to make sure he is dead.
I'm going to stop modding for the night unless some other people get on, because I don't want you to get too far ahead of the others
You arrive at the graveyard and walk over to the grave closest to you. It says "Here lies HorribleTomato."
 
    
  
  
  What a mind trip. Am I going to have to fight a zombie clone of myself? Is that what it is? I ready my sword and dagger.
The skeleton takes the bait and shoots, but you easily dodge the arrow. The other skeleton walks over to you.
It is slightly injured, but the dagger doesn't do a lot.
You jump back and barely get out of the zombie's reach