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The kid in the wheelchair
The kid in the wheelchair
Apr 21, 2023
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A couple of good old boys are walking along the railroad track when a rattlesnake jumps out of nowhere and bites one of them in the crotch. The other runs back into town to the Doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake. What do I do? The Doctor says, "Well, just cut two little x's at the puncture holes and suck out the venom." The guy runs back to his friend and says, "Alright, where exactly were you bit?" "On my..." "On your...?" "Yea, right on the tip." The guy looks at his friend and says, "Billy Bob, the Doc says you're gonna die."
pcwildman wrote:
A couple of good old boys are walking along the railroad track when a rattlesnake jumps out of nowhere and bites one of them in the crotch. The other runs back into town to the Doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, my friend just got bit by a rattlesnake. What do I do? The Doctor says, "Well, just cut two little x's at the puncture holes and suck out the venom." The guy runs back to his friend and says, "Alright, where exactly were you bit?" "On my..." "On your...?" "Yea, right on the tip." The guy looks at his friend and says, "Billy Bob, the Doc says you're gonna die."
The question is, which one would be worse; that kind of response or someone who excitedly says
"The doc taught me a lifesaving operation, you just need to close your eyes......."
Kids These days are so ungreatfull !!! I wanted to surprise my little sister and bought her a nice Trampoline..... What does THIS bratty little Girl do?? Only sits in her wheelchair crying :[]
ur mom
pleasedontsing wrote:
Kids These days are so ungreatfull !!! I wanted to surprise my little sister and bought her a nice Trampoline..... What does THIS bratty little Girl do?? Only sits in her wheelchair crying :[]
Those bratty kids!
Caught my brother using a vape and slammed it on the floor and crushed it with my foot. Instead of being thankful, he threw a temper tantrum that ended with him shaking on the floor, pretending he couldn't breathe. Unacceptable.
Oh dear 🤣
Kids !!! :[]
Btw I Got kicked Out of the COVID Ward Told the Patients to stay positive
pleasedontsing wrote:
Btw I Got kicked Out of the COVID Ward Told the Patients to stay positive
Pshhh that's nothing, I got kicked out of the hospital for attempting to eat their vegetables.
:devil - also I unfairly lost my Job at the old Folks Home: I WOke ppl Up because they forgot to Take their meds
Their sleeping meds
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Why is England so bad at chess?
No Queen.