THE EARTH IS FLAT! - Chess Forums - Page 2

Iam2busy

Feb 9, 2018

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#21

Troll?

XemeNode

Feb 9, 2018

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#22

stuzzicadenti wrote:

varelse1 wrote:

if the Earth is flat, then can anybody explain why the sun always rises and sets on the horizon, using this Flat Earth model?

computer generated model of the universe that is planted onto our sub-consciousness. the eyes receive input and send electrochemical impulses to the brain telling us what we are seeing. but it cannot tell if our eyes are deceiving us, if what we are seeing is the reality or an illusion. the sky is actually not real.

Sounds like a bunch of baloney I would write to troll people on the internet. Of course, you can't actually "prove" your assertion.

XemeNode

Feb 9, 2018

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#23

stuzzicadenti wrote:

varelse1 wrote:

if the Earth is flat, then can anybody explain why the sun always rises and sets on the horizon, using this Flat Earth model?

computer generated model of the universe that is planted onto our sub-consciousness. the eyes receive input and send electrochemical impulses to the brain telling us what we are seeing. but it cannot tell if our eyes are deceiving us, if what we are seeing is the reality or an illusion. the sky is actually not real.

So how does the brain receive information about the sky and the sun setting on the horizon? Brain chips?

XemeNode

Feb 9, 2018

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#24

Yar, the only truth that is absolutely absolute is 2 + 2 = 5 (or 3 + 3 = 7?)

XemeNode

Feb 9, 2018

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#25

Anyone who says underwise is trying to sell you something

Buford-TJustise

Feb 9, 2018

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#26

the earth is "locally" flat. it's like when you zoom in on an elephants ass and imagine you are a flea.

MagikKnight21

Feb 12, 2018

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#27

HEY vsauce michael here

XemeNode

Feb 12, 2018

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#28

Vsauce is a bastard troglodyte

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Feb 14, 2018

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#29

Cats rule, dogs drool, but some are cool

Iam2busy

Feb 15, 2018

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#30

EndgameStudier wrote:

Cats rule, dogs drool, but some are cool

WHAT?!!?

Cats are lazy do-nothings.

They don't even care about their owner, they can have many.

Easily angered, and has that resting grumpy face.

Dogs on the other hand, are wonderful!

They'd play with you, defend you and your family, they're loyal till death, and will never leave your side.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Feb 15, 2018

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#31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZa8FdYNw1o

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Feb 15, 2018

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#32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKT3yopL5gk

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Feb 15, 2018

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#33

Watch these and tell me cats aren't "loyal" LOL

Iam2busy

Feb 15, 2018

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#34

Two videos? Is that it? Outliers.

They're special one, keepers. How many videos show the cat as being loyal?

How about dogs being loyal?

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Feb 16, 2018

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#35

I'm sure there are thousands of each. U think I'm gonna post every single one? Next time, I'll post 10 just to satisfy your skeptical ass

LM_player

Feb 16, 2018

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#36

Cats have great non-telegraphing skills!

blueemu

Feb 16, 2018

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#37

RE: Stuck caps-lock:

Try pouring half a cupful of water into your keyboard.

You can dry it out later by unscrewing the case and filling it with Minute Rice.

(PS : the first suggestion was just trolling, but I'm not kidding about that last bit. You REALLY CAN dry out drowned keyboards by packing them full of Minute Rice. I did I.T. work for the Canadian Army - as a Systems Analyst - and they don't screw around.)

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Feb 16, 2018

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#38

I guess the rice absorbs the liquid

Iam2busy

Feb 16, 2018

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#39

EndgameStudier wrote:

I'm sure there are thousands of each. U think I'm gonna post every single one? Next time, I'll post 10 just to satisfy your skeptical ass

CATS WILL EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE – When people living alone with pets unexpectedly die, the pets become hungry. Most carnivores will eventually resort to eating their owners, but an expert has claimed a cat will get there quicker.
CATS DELIBERATELY IGNORE YOU – A study found that while most cats recognise their owner’s voice and their own name, just ten per cent will respond to it.
CATS THINK THEY OWN YOU – When a cat rubs itself against your legs, it is not saying it loves you. It is leaving its scent to inform other cats that you are its territory.
CATS CAN MANIPULATE YOU – By making a purr sound mixed with a high-pitched cry, cats imitate a human baby, pushing certain buttons in our brains. Scientists believe cats exaggerate cries to get things from their owner, usually food.
CAT POO IS TOXIC – Cat faeces can contain a parasite that causes a disease called toxoplasmosis. Most victims get flu-like symptoms but it can be fatal in people with weakened immune systems.

LectricLord

Feb 16, 2018

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#40

Iam2busy wrote:

EndgameStudier wrote:

I'm sure there are thousands of each. U think I'm gonna post every single one? Next time, I'll post 10 just to satisfy your skeptical ass

CATS WILL EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE – When people living alone with pets unexpectedly die, the pets become hungry. Most carnivores will eventually resort to eating their owners, but an expert has claimed a cat will get there quicker.
CATS DELIBERATELY IGNORE YOU – A study found that while most cats recognise their owner’s voice and their own name, just ten per cent will respond to it.
CATS THINK THEY OWN YOU – When a cat rubs itself against your legs, it is not saying it loves you. It is leaving its scent to inform other cats that you are its territory.
CATS CAN MANIPULATE YOU – By making a purr sound mixed with a high-pitched cry, cats imitate a human baby, pushing certain buttons in our brains. Scientists believe cats exaggerate cries to get things from their owner, usually food.
CAT POO IS TOXIC – Cat faeces can contain a parasite that causes a disease called toxoplasmosis. Most victims get flu-like symptoms but it can be fatal in people with weakened immune systems.

CATS ARE KAWAII- nuff said. therefore, cats are superior