Surely you must have something better to do with your time than this.
The Forums: A life in the trenches. By Solastalgia

I was actually forced to get therapy twice by the same court no less, once when a guy pushed my daughter and I armbared him causing his elbow to break after I punched him with a beautiful one-two combination right in the face.
The other time I guy hurt my cat and I set fire to his car.
The wet end of an ice cream cone (to the nose) works wonders against bullies.
I see you love cats, too.

Wrong episode with Spock, above. He was effectively drugged in that one.
The relevant episode was Kirk versus the (T-Rex) Captain of an oppposing space ship.
It's from the first season, in 1966.
Were any of our posters alive at that time ? If so, your age is showing.

Why thank you Jamie, I don't normally accept compliments from guys who dress like girls though. I am watching you.
Daft.

Why thank you Jamie, I don't normally accept compliments from guys who dress like girls though. I am watching you.
Daft.
what?

Since the thread is, "A Life In The Trenches", it is with great sadness that I must announce the OP has given his life for this site. SO, who's gonna start a follow-up thread called, "A Death In The Trenches" ?
Let's not all volunteer at once! Anybody?
Hello? I heard his account was closed by a dentist who was hunting

Since the thread is, "A Life In The Trenches", it is with great sadness that I must announce the OP has given his life for this site. SO, who's gonna start a follow-up thread called, "A Death In The Trenches" ? Let's not all volunteer at once! Anybody? Hello? I heard his account was closed by a dentist who was hunting
Or perhaps an errant blast by Dick Cheney?

Kirk is trying to loosen the lizards grip on his goolies. Pity he is smiling though, I really thought he was straight.

btw that lizard has an Allen screw in its head, just totally spoiled the realism of the thing for me :(

The OP cannot die, he only moves to higher realms .
I am watching you cowardly muppet...Death of Thread by CJR posting Once would be a better title.
You had better crawl back into the inky shadow where you have better companions like Dull Wit, Boredom, Cowardace and kaynight.
Crawl deep enough and you might even find towelie to hold your hand.
HHahahaha...see ,you little hypocrite