The Forums: A life in the trenches. By Solastalgia

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Cravenraven....I am trying to finish my breakfast and your hard-on for me is slightly off putting. 

If you were at least funny/interesting or somehow intelligent in your attacks/insults I would have given you full credit but your material is so very bad I can do nothing with it. Even towelie and cjr has a fine residue of of workability in their comments but you are just barren like an empty drum that is also not pregnant and a desert at the same time.

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cravenraven wrote:

By the way, with your little duck penis, you can't get a hard on for anyone.

oh now that was well thought out , it really hurts no matter how I try to deny it , bravo, a most excellent insult, really intelligent,I have been bested,god, the truth hurts so much I can barely stand it. The only option is to leave this site and never to return ,I will spend the rest of my days wandewring the earth and main-lining powdered rhino horn.

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cravenraven wrote:

I hope that is true...

you would...

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cravenraven wrote:
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cravenraven wrote:

I hope that is true...

you would...

or you could just shoot yourself, that would be nice.

I would only return as an even more awesome version of my current self ,sure it would be nice but is the community ready for that must awesomeness?

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You need either an apprenticeship (or remedial training) from @Kaynight.  

Your one-liners are sorely lacking in wit.  Sorry to inform.

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Please, just take all of this dirty duck poop off the forums

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Duck, get out of the forums and into a incinerator. Everyone will be grateful

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didibrian wrote:

Duck, get out of the forums and into a incinerator. Everyone will be grateful

Speak for yourself.

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And drag your accomplices with you

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You can't even spell my username

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I apologize doodoobrain

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Duck is talking to itself

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Try writing in complete sentences, @Didi.  It's the first step towards persuading anyone.

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As part of the community, I'm having a hard time remembering having authorized you to tell folks what it is I want.

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cravenraven wrote:

The community wants you to piss off and die forever

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its a friendly community, no ?

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The less you say in a one liner means nobody can pin a whole lot on you.