The Pastries of the Gods (RP)

Here’s the thread where it was announced. Oh, and by the way, Happy Birthday, Misha!

Legend tells of a legendary thousand-story cake sitting on the top of Mount Suenyo. It is said that this cake, fully decorated, with tiny little sprinkles, brings feelings of joy and fuzziness to whoever takes a single bite out of it.

But the path to the mountain’s peak is treacherous and filled with danger. They say it’s plagued by monsters and other horrid beasts. No one who’s gone through the task has lived to tell the tale.

However, you friend Ali’s birthday is approaching, and what would be more thoughtful than to bring her a slice of that huge dang cake?

The journey is dangerous, but you can do it!

NOW GO GET THAT CAKE!!!

Before you can start, you need to fill out a little form detailing who your character is, generally. Unlike other RPs I’ve made, this one is a bit wackier and comedic, so you can make your characters zanier. Don’t get too crazy, though, and don’t skip anything necessary! Enjoy!

• Name:
• Age:
• Personality:
• Skills (no magic):
• Backstory (optional):
• Additional info (optional):
• Illustration (optional):

I hope you’ll like this roleplay! One last thing before you start sending those character sheets. To make communication easier, and to keep this thread enjoyable, there’s a few rules you need to follow:

• Mark non-character dialogue, a.k.a. comments made by you, [ like so. ]
• Mark dialogue “like so”. 
• No need to mark regular narrations, but using italics for songs, poems, and the like is preferable. Don’t worry about this if you’re on a mobile device, though.
• Don’t swear; instead, use words like ‘heck’ or ‘darn’.
• No violence, unless it’s slapstick. You can get anvils dropped on your head.
• No excessive drama. This is a comedic thread.
• And of course, follow Chess.com’s posting rules.

That’s all! Thank you for checking this thread out. Now get those character sheets flowing!

[ OUR FIRST CLIENT!!!!

Approved btw ]

May I break the no-magic rule? Eating's not really magic, but I can see how it could bend a little...

[ Anything for His Majesty. ]

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: King (You can call him Your Majesty,) King Dedede.

𝙰𝚐𝚎: Who knows, but he sure ages well!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢: Self-confident, Prideful, Unwavering.

𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 (𝚈𝙴𝚂 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌): Can eat stuff, Can whack people with Big Hammer. 

𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 : Heard from a Palace Waddle Dee about the "Wondercake", and went after it.

𝙰𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 : HATES KIRBY. WITH A PASSION. But loves food.

𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 :

[ Approved. Anything for the Great King Dedede. 

Anygays, who’s next? ]

[ You're next. Be Kirby, so I can pummel you! ]

[ Kirby and the rest of the gang will make cameos. ]

[ MIGHT! I meant might. ]

Oh, cool! I can't wait to see 'em!

[ Aw, dang it. ]

[ Aw, dang it. ]

[ Bump. ]

...

[ Too bad, Sam, cuz guess what? You just helped one become more noticeable.

Cry about it. ]

Name: Humie Guy

Age: The average age for a human

Personality: He's a regular, average human

Skills: Gun (Laser)

Backstory: He's a totally regular guy, despite greenish tinted skin he's a real human

[ Stop projecting your low self-esteem in others. And joke’s on you, my mom’s dead. ]

[ Approved… are you sure he’s human, though? ]

[ Too bad, I don’t care that you don’t care. Symmetry. ]