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THE JOHN BEAR SUMMER CAMP 2024
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Hey YA'LL This NEXT coming summer (2024) I will be opening THE OFFICIAL JOHN BEAR SUMMER CAMP!!!
Wanna get away from kids? Or are YOU are kid yourself? Well PARTNER, The John Bear summer camp is the perfect getaway!!
We will have CROCODILIAN hunts. Now I can't teach you how to be a John Bear AS THERE IS ONLY ONE JOHN BEAR YOU CROCODILIAN!!!! But I *WILL* teach you HOW to be a crocodilian crusher!!! The WHOLE summer camp will be focused on HUNTING AND CRUSHING CROCODILIANS!!!! I've decided to take it on myself to teach the kids how to CRUSH CROCODILIANS since Chess.com OBVIOUSLY has no problem with crocodilians running RAMPANT on their site 24/7!!! And as I'm just ONE John Bear after all I can't take it on myself to handle ALL the crocodilian control on Chess.com as there's just too many of them!!!
That's why THAT explains why we NEED more crocodilian crushers ALL AROUND and if it's up to THE JOHN BEAR to come up with a solution then THAT'S what The John Bear must do!!! With any luck we will someday crush ALL crocodilians!!!!