ABSOLUTE POETIC GENIUS FROM THE JOHN BEAR.
THE JOHN BEAR TRIES HIS PAW AT POETRY, HOOMUN STYLE
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THE JOHN BEAR HAS BEEN INSPIRED BY HOOMUNS TO WRITE POETRY AFTER FINDING THE POETIC TRUTHS OF HIGH SCHOOL JOURNAL KEEPERS LITTERED THROUGHOUT MY WOODS WITH CRUMBLED UP PIECES OF PAPER THE JOHN BEAR HAS TROUBLE UNCRUMBLING, SEEING AS HOW I'M JUST A BEAR AFTER ALL.
BUT THE JOHN BEAR IS NOW INSPIRED TO TRY HIS PAW AT MORE POETRY. IS JOHN BEAR STYLE BUT TRY TO MAKE HOOMUN STYLE
POEM 1
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EXCLUSION FROM YARN DIPPITY FLIP, YARN NIPPITY RIPPITY ZIPPITY QUIP
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POEM 2
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EXCLUSION FROM A MILLION CROCODILION, A RIPPITY QUIPPITY BIPPITY ZIP
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POEM 3 BY JOHN BEAR
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EXCLUSION FROM THAT BOISTEROUS PEAGOTTEN MONKITY ZUMP, REAL HUMPITY FLUMPITY NUMPITY CRUMP
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THE JOHN BEAR LOVES WRITING POETRY NOW AND FINDS IT HEALTHY DISTRACTION FROM TRYING TO HUNT DOWN CROCODILIONS ALL DAY AND TRYING TO BACK SCRATCH WHERE THE ITCH DON'T SHINE NONE IN THE DARK RECESSES OF JOHN BEAR COUNTRY. BUT FIND GOOD OAK AND BACK SCRATCH FINE WITH ACORNS AFOOT. MAYHAPS WRITE BUNCHA POETRY BOUT ACORNS IN JOHN BEAR COUNTRY
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POEM 4 BY JOHN BEAR COUNTRY (BONUS POEM)
YAY JOHN BEAR AND THEN YAY I SAY FOR 3 CHEERS IN JOHN BEAR COUNTRY, ZIPPITY DIPPITY YIPPITY YAPITY YAY!!!!! JOHN BEAR STYLE YOU CROCODILIONS!!! *POUNCES*!!!!