The new Swexy Summertime cologne and perfume release!!!

You can try sending it to me so I can post it.

don’t worry, if anyone thinks it’s an exaggeration, we can give a 5% discount on batches of 10 bottles.

Ah, good piece of marketing! Here’s another bottle for you.

Take a free bottle, on me!

Ooo i take one, thanks! *begins drinking the cologne*

Enjoy!

mhh- my breath smells like- *dies*

*gasp* u should also make a swexy drink tooo and a food of some sort :0

I don't know if I can top sparkling water and cheesecake, but I can sure try.

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…what does it taste like?

Here you are! Stay swexy.

like how a lemon peel smells

So it tastes like a smell. Interesting.

What if you release a cereal brand called Basic o's? It'll taste exactly like Cheerios, because it's a basic cereal, but they'll be in an oval shape because of copyright.

Maybe it'll be so basix that it won't taste like anything...