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Everyone has wanted to goof of in their life do it now here ( TOGOT people join me )
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Yay
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RCM ( can I call you that )
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Sure WUS UP RCM1






WHERE ARE THE OTHER GOOFERS
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I was not invited, but I'll join

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I am still sad that the other thread diedcry.pngcry.pngcry.png It was going was going so well, so here's a tribute, the original post:

Stop wasting space on other forums. Goof off here! Buy at 99% off now! Hurry, offer ends soon!

 

Original cost: 0$

New Cost: 0$!

So come on down for cheap goofing around!

 

No spamming

spam
spam/
verb
gerund or present participle: spamming
  1. send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet.
 

cursing

curse
kərs/
verb
gerund or present participle: cursing
  1. 1.
    invoke or use a curse against.
    "it often seemed as if the family had been cursed"
    synonyms: put a curse on, put the evil eye on, anathematizedamnhexjinx
    archaicimprecate
    "it seemed as if the family had been cursed"
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  2. 2.
    utter offensive words in anger or annoyance.
    "drivers were cursing and sounding their horns"
    synonyms: swearblaspheme, take the Lord's name in vain; 
    informalcuss
    archaicexecrate
    "drivers cursed and honked their horns"

religion

re·li·gion
rəˈlijən/
noun
noun: religion
  1. the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
    "ideas about the relationship between science and religion"
    synonyms: faithbeliefworshipcreedMore
     
    • a particular system of faith and worship.
      plural noun: religions
      "the world's great religions"
    • a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance.
      "consumerism is the new religion"
Origin
Middle English (originally in the sense ‘life under monastic vows’): from Old French, or from Latin religio(n-) ‘obligation, bond, reverence,’ perhaps based on Latin religare ‘to bind.’
 
Translate religion to Choose language Afrikaans Albanian Amharic Arabic Armenian Azerbaijani Bangla Basque Belarusian Bosnian Bulgarian Burmese Catalan Cebuano Chinese (Simplified) Chinese (Traditional) Corsican Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Esperanto Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician Georgian German Greek Gujarati Haitian Creole Hausa Hawaiian Hebrew Hindi Hmong Hungarian Icelandic Igbo Indonesian Irish Italian Japanese Javanese Kannada Kazakh Khmer Korean Kurdish Kyrgyz Lao Latin Latvian Lithuanian Luxembourgish Macedonian Malagasy Malay Malayalam Maltese Maori Marathi Mongolian Nepali Norwegian Nyanja Pashto Persian Polish Portuguese Punjabi Romanian Russian Samoan Scottish Gaelic Serbian Shona Sindhi Sinhala Slovak Slovenian Somali Southern Sotho Spanish Sundanese Swahili Swedish Tajik Tamil Telugu Thai Turkish Ukrainian Urdu Uzbek Vietnamese Welsh Western Frisian Xhosa Yiddish Yoruba Zulu
 
Use over time for: religion

or politics

pol·i·tics
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noun
 
  1. the activities associated with the governance of a country or other area, especially the debate or conflict among individuals or parties having or hoping to achieve power.
    "the president's relationship with Congress is vital to American politics"
    synonyms: government, affairs of state, public affairs; 
    diplomacy
    "a career in politics"
    • the activities of governments concerning the political relations between countries.
      plural noun: politics
      "in the conduct of global politics, economic status must be backed by military capacity"
    • the academic study of government and the state.
      "a politics lecturer"
      synonyms: political sciencecivicsstatecraft
      "she studies politics"

 

 

Jokes, quotes, and pure stupidity are welcome, unlike those OTHER threads.

 

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Knighty Knight

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Wait let me get it.

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Thing to remember:

 

@vickalan is not a dying soldier 

@martin0 is not a Pokémon 

@captaintugwash is  not hedgehog 

@waredude is not a drawing 

@JohnHS is not a coat of arms

@Fly_Eagles_Fly is not a dog

@PixelByPixel is not Link

@Naviary is not a snowflake

@evert823 is not a diagram

@Disobeyed_Teen is not a kitten

@thegreatauk is not a great auk

 

Note how I left out @HorribleTomato

 

 I think is what RCM1 was talking about.

And yes goofers only!!

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To be fair the last part wasn't in his original post, but he posted that in the looking for opponents/games thread. Now I will post my original and quite frankly pathetic post.

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I GET TO USE MY  BIG WHITE FONT HERE hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahah

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And me absolute favorite post on the whole thread was from WD "Knowledge  is knowing tomato's are a fruit. Wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad"

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@HolographWars is not a solar eclipse

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@HolographWars is not a solar eclipse

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And my most comment is post 57 if you want to know why go and look at it!!! 

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HolographWars wrote:

@HolographWars is not a solar eclipse

OK, OK. Good point, but this post was before your timewink.png

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@Disobeyed_teen's first post: "What'd happen if I threw a tomato at a tomato?"

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Good times am I right
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Those were the good old days...

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Why not?

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