The person below me (game)

True. The person below me would like to visit Australia.

False. The  person below me gets the paradox on post 2118

False. I intend on moving to Japan, and maybe return to the UK once every year or two years. I may go to some other countries at times, but I don't know enough about Pakistan to want to move there

The person below me thinks modern Simpsons is underrated

True, but I remember KeSeto saying no paradoxes

I know we can't talk politics, and I'm not sure this will count. There are so many places I'd like to go, however, I'm not sure Americans - even though we are all individuals - would be welcome. I personally, , enjoy learning about all cultures and places. I even like to hear opposing views, because maybe they have an argument as to why I might be wrong.

Modern Simpsons? Maybe I'm too old to know them, so false.

The person below me doesn't like trophy hunters.

False. I am a trophy hunter myself!

The person below me is asleep

True. I am sleep typing

The person below me is amazing at misspelling words

Hunting lions and giraffes?

Maybe there was some kind of misunderstanding

+1 Yeah, I am okay with some paradoxes here (I actually like them a lot in real life), but I said that because too many posts were just confusing to most.

chess.com members don't come to this thread to ponder paradoxes or crack codes. They want a fairly simple thing for them to respond "True or False" and then ask something they are curious about

Tue wen I vant to missspell; but auto-corect is makin it tuff. lol.

The person below me has a sense of humor

True

"Warning. This film contains scenes of a cup of tea. It's rated PG"

The person below me backs the petition to get Crush 40 into the next Sonic movie

True. Crush 40 and Sonic The Hedgehog go together

p.s. Tea scenes lol The audacity of them; cover your eyes children, they didn't use the proper saucer when serving. Oh, the horror.

The person below me has read Conrad's book Heart of Darkness. (classic book where "oh, the horror" scene comes from)

False. Also, just to be sure, did you get the joke? If you did, I would like to tell you I'm like Drax and take everything literally.

The person below me has a good punchline for the following "1827. The Cold Air Baloon was invented"

To be honest, I sensed the humor in there, but didn't catch the joke itself. After some literacy study (tropes and syntax especially), you get a "feel" for when something has an underlining message you miss, but of course, I don't understand the joke here.

Also, false to the last statement for the game: The person below me likes tropes like I do

Oh, just found out it's a British thing, so of course you won't get it. My apologies. There's a brand of tea here known as PG Tips. 

Also false.

The person below me has a punchline for the previous statement. I already have it, I just want to see if anyone else can come up with something before I say the full thing

False - look forward to the punchline. I LOVE British humor. 

The person below me will say the punchline.

True,but I'll say the full thing.

"1827. The Cold Air Balloon was invented. But it doesn't really take off"

The person below me is disappointed by the punchline

I kind of like it: then again, the one that does take off is just "full of hot air" (Ba-dum tsss).