joe mama
The story of Bubius
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*clapping intensifies*
I cried after this. Best story I have ever read. This story is a masterpiece that only Intellectuals can understand.
Preach
lol wut
I wouldn't question it
But who is Jo’s dad?
mama
;-; I think the entire chess.com community now knows at this point that I am an idiot with three functioning braincells so I dunno where we were going with this I was just tryna play along ;-;
I'm 😞
*I'm sorry
@ThatOneFanperson Nah you’re cool. I’ve seen you in plenty of forums and you always leave funny comments.
Oh well thank you :>
brilliant story!
There was a kid named Bubius and he was a bully. Well actually he was a stick. And a nerd. Not the typical bully stereotype. But he wielded more power than all the other bullies in the school combined. You know how? Joe mama. Everywhere he went, he yelled "Joe MAMA!" and the other students cowered in fear.
But Bubius got too confident. He claimed he was more powerful than the gods of Joe Mama themselves! The gods of Joe Mama got mad. One day, the leader of the gods of Joe Mama went down to earth to Bubius when he was walking home from school.
"You are much more powerful than me, great Bubius. My Joe Mamaness is nothing compared to yours," he said.
"Haahaahaa, yes that's true. ~Joe MAMA~!" Shouted Bubius. The leader god of Joe Mama faked a wince.
"Well," he said, "Since you are so good, I would like to bestow upon you, a J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j--" he stuttered.
"A J-WHAT?" Demanded Bubius. A smile crept on the head god of Joe Mama's face.
"J-J-J-J-J-J-JOE MAMA!!!1!!!1 HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He bellowed. There was a massive explosion and a bright shine of light. In the end, only Bubius was there. He was shaking in fear. And for the rest of his life, he never bullied anyone ever again.
The end