The Ultimate GameShow and the Adventures of Elenin 2.0
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Erik has been in negotiations with Homeland Security for 2 weeks. This will be the color coded status When V3 finally comes on-line and V2 goes by the wayside.
Sad...but true.
...and we have launch
no...no...I meant lunch
Can we get that Trident Missile back???
And THAT is how wars
that kill MILLIONS of INNOCENT people
can start.
Can we get that Trident Missile back??? Okey Dokey
ok...great...maybe nobody noticed our mistake.
Kid: What was THAT daddy??
Father: Oh...just a mistake.
You say we have incoming?
Nooo...I said my daughter has HOMECOMING.
That's what I THOUGHT you said. INCOMING.
I'm giving the order to launch
everything we've got
at those bastards.
15 minutes later...
HOMECOMING NOT IN-COMING 
Last night…
the following broadcast
was witnessed by millions...
People of Earth. We are watching you.
As the Future of your World is debated…
I can assure you
that your fate
has already been decided.
And Everything is proceeding…
as planned.
The next few months will be unlike
ANYTHING
Your World has ever known.
Get Ready.
Signal loss
Good Evening…
I’m Candy Kane.
The East Coast of the United States
was cyberattacked today.
Sites such as Twitter, Paypal, Google,
Spotify, Pintrest,
and parts of Yahoo
were targeted by a DDOS
(Distributed Denial of Service)
through use of an army of bots…
that strike and inhibit the release of information.
We will continue to monitor th
Loss of signal
meanwhile...the attack on Twitter raged on
with many of them going
d
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n
It WASN'T ME I'm too busy celebrating
Oct 21, 2016
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#2197
HELLO TWITTERIANS. I AM THE ALIEN YOU FOUND IN THE BROADCAST. I HAVE POSSESSED THE BODY OF ILIKEWINDMILLS TO WRITE THIS MESSAGE AND YOU ARE NEXT. GOOD LUCK.
EXTREME CAUTION
DANGER AHEAD!!