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The Ultimate GameShow and the Adventures of Elenin 2.0
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It is also recommended that if you want the market to go UP, you should perform an Xfinity rain dance with your neighbors between 3 & 4pm. And if you want the market to go DOWN, perform the dance IN THE RAIN. This is NOT considered insider trading
I am going WAY out there and saying DOWN 505-555!!
yep
OK! 
550 COOKIES!
THIS IS A
SPECIAL ALERT...
WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU THE
FOLLOWING
IMPORTANT MESSAGE…
PLEASE STAND BY...
PLEASE STAND BY...
It is
I...
ENKI
WHO WILL NOW
SPEAK!
...in my native tongue.
PLEASE NOTE:
A translation below
has been provided
By ENKI’s staff
for those countless billions
who are without
a fluency
of
Niberunian.
As many of you already know…
WE have been silently observing
the human race
from afar…
For thousands of years.
WE now know everything
about you.
Including
your stock market.
MU HA HA!
And furthermore…
Did you really think that
I would remain satisfied
with a mere announcer’s job
on Elenin’s
The Ultimate Game Show???
?
FOOLS!
I…
ENKI…
will now submit
MY
PREDICTION
For your stock market
For the coming week.
DOWN 666 – 716
MU HA HA!!!!!!
THAT IS ALL.
THIS
BROADCAST
IS NOW
TERMINATED.
If Enki has access to a time machine, that could be a problem
I am so handsome.
And rich.
And the girls love me.
So I have decided
to become a contestant.
I have so much money that the stock market is very easy for me.
My prediction is
UP 1,000 – 1,050.
Yours Truly…
The ONE
The ONLY
the Indian Prince
May the Odds Be
Forever
in Your Insider-Trader Favor.
GAME 1
CURRENT PLAYERS:
===============
Prediction of weekly change in DOW close (from Friday to Friday)
indianprince....UP (by 1,000 - 1,050)
dafurer......UP (by 400 - 450)
Joseph-S……UP (by 325 - 375)
Babytigrrr.. UP (by 226 - 276)
kboyer309…UP (by 175 - 225)
SeanHarper...UP (by 126 - 174)
RJC…………….UP (by 75 - 125)
Bingo ... UP (by 24 - 74)
kayak21…DOWN (by 25 - 75)
ConnorMac...DOWN (by 76 - 126) Syd_A.........DOWN (by 127 - 177)
Kronsteen.....DOWN (by 210 - 260)
cladclan....DOWN (by 265 - 315)
cookie3...DOWN (by 505 - 555)
ENKI........DOWN (by 666 - 716)
BETTER HURRY...
Game 1 will close in:
27 MINUTES
lmao