The eagle has landed. 
The Ultimate GameShow and the Adventures of Elenin 2.0
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And now…
it’s time for a new feature
of our show.
We’re going to call it
Karnak’s Corner
Each day…
the Great One
will attempt
to do the impossible.
Karnak: I will?
Oh yes…
I will.
Ed: And now…
before your very eyes…
the amazing oracle
will predict
the direction
of the stock market
for………..
Wednesday, January 21 2015.
Karnak: That seems
impossible.
It hasn’t even happened yet.
But I…the Great Karnak…
will see into the future…
and give you the answer.
And the answer is…
DOWN
Ed: DOWN!!!
Are you sure,
Great One?
Karnak seems hurt by Ed’s
doubting his ability…
and says:
May a diseased yak
knock over
your chess board.
.
Ed: Well…there you have it!
The Great Karnak
has spoken!
We’ll see you again...
tomorrow.
Next up: Sandra Bullock!!
Elenin’s Market Commentary:
Game 1 / Day 1
Our game began yesterday
with the Dow
giving the “Red Team”…
our 7 contestants who
are predicting
DOWN
for the week…
an early lead.
But it didn’t last.
The Dow at one point was
DOWN 165…
but recovered
to close at 4 UP.
Congratulations
to our early leader…
BINGO!!
Good doggie!!
I bust my ass delivering mail to this thread everyday and All I get is Good Doggie??
I'd prefer 10 shares of ALPO, or PURINA
'cause that was his name-o.
This just in…
George Carlin…
comes back from the grave
to respond to last night’s
State of the Union Address!!
[COMMENT DELETED BY BILL HICKS]
Jan 21, 2015
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#158
I have a question....
.... Is there a minimum wage in the USofA?
Jan 21, 2015
0
#159
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
I have a question....
.... Is there a minimum wage in the USofA?
Nope...it's antithetical to the free market.
*So there's the new thread continuation... and it's been going on for 40 hours already?!*