The Vice President of the Off Topic Forum.

Are you running for VP BISHOP_e3?

Well as a hybrid of two very slow animals and a psychotic one im sure hes faster than me. Speed isn't important its about who can entertain and govern the savages of the Off Topic Forums the best. 

High Bird   Hybrid   Doesn't matter.  All that matters is Chess.

Wanna play an unrated 20min?

Good luck. 🤘

Hilarious. Relates to our government here. 

Why don't you apply for vice president SirLauncelot9? You obviously have good organisation skills. Organizing the elections all by yourself... It must be hard.

If the president dies, which hello they're a ghost, then the vice president goes into office being president.

Thank you sir! Together Shadow and I are the team!

MOTGA

Possibly 

0 went to 123J. Obviously. He's not in the election after all.

Thanks. Idk what’s so hard about my username.

Me neither. It's just 4 letters after all.