The Worst Answer (Forum Game)

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ChessKing505050

I have decided to make a forum game called The Worst Answer (TWA) basically every few days I will put up a prompt and you have to answer it, but as in the name, with the worst answer.

I will the look through the answers and choose the top 3 for points!

1st place = 10 pts

2nd place = 7 pts

3rd place = 3 pts

There are really no rewards for getting 1st on the leaderboard just you are popular in this forum.

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Leaderboard:

@BigChessplayer665 10 pts

@Nate-Pi 7 pts

@ChimichuriCat 3 pts

ChessKing505050

PROMPT #1

You are camping. You hear a sound outside your tent. You go out and see a huge wolf and it starts to charge at you. You have a knife in arms reach. What do you do?

Remember you want the worst answer. The winners will be the ones who stick out with their answers and are creative! Good luck!

0_DragonWarrior_0
You give the knife to the wolf so that your death is quick
Allan0818
I ready my knife, about to stab the wolf, then… I woke up.
ChessKing505050

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BlueHairedPerson13
considering the fact that id assume i dont want the wolf to kill me, i would stab myself. this would likely shock the wolf, delaying how long it would take to kill me, and if i repeatedly stab myself, than i would die before the wolf had a chance to kill me.
OLD2012
Eat the knife to nourish myself and then attack with my tent after the wolf runs away.
OLD2012
This is a good forum.
ChessKing505050

Thanks!

ChessKing505050

Hopefully it gets popular!

BasixWhiteBoy
ChessKing505050 wrote:

Prompt #1

You are camping. You hear a sound outside your tent. You go out and see a huge wolf and it starts to charge at you. You have a knife in arms reach. What do you do?

Remember you want the worst answer. The winners will be the ones who stick out with their answers and are creative! Good luck!

Dig through your pockets for pepper spray. I've heard that always fends off the furry creatures that lurk around in the woods.

BigChessplayer665
ChessKing505050 wrote:

Prompt #1

You are camping. You hear a sound outside your tent. You go out and see a huge wolf and it starts to charge at you. You have a knife in arms reach. What do you do?

Remember you want the worst answer. The winners will be the ones who stick out with their answers and are creative! Good luck!

Make the wolf hink like a human hen have it slowly torment you then when you think you gotten away have it torment you again then kill you

dios-creador

I will dig underground to escape

Mr_BLACK_spfundi
Eats knife and goes to bear and show cok
joewiat
ChessKing505050 wrote:

Prompt #1

You are camping. You hear a sound outside your tent. You go out and see a huge wolf and it starts to charge at you. You have a knife in arms reach. What do you do?

Remember you want the worst answer. The winners will be the ones who stick out with their answers and are creative! Good luck!

Seduce the wolf. Then go on a date with him. Brilliant.

ChessKing505050

I will pick the top 3 when I get home from school (around pm ET)

ChessKing505050

Then the next prompt will come out after that

FreeFriendlyDove

Id stare at the knife, and wait for the wolf to devour me

ChimichuriCat
I’d throw my knife away and give the wolf a pistol so he can have a free meal! 🥰
AG120502

Quote some random pacifist and try to explain to the wolf that eating me would have wide ranging repercussions, and why peace is preferable to war.