Tomorrow is Black Friday 13th
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This is the one day in the year, that the zombies are most active. A warning to all the kiddies, especially those on this site , make sure if you go for walkies tomorrow that mummy is holding your hand tightly ! 🙀
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Aug 12, 2021
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This made me think of the story from some years ago. A lady was in a mall on her phone. Falls into a pond of water. Then tries to sue the mall because people laughed at her.
Umm 😐 ......what’s a mall 🤷♂️
Aug 12, 2021
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Its those places lonely people go to ignore each other and go further into debt buying crap they dont need, but think it will cure their boredom/unhappiness at 25% interest.
Happy Friday the 13th
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Madam Marfona says hi Sock.Wow what a friday 13.we had over here.Started with a Zombie parade.Baron Samedi and Legba took the salute.Madam Marfona in her capacity as a mambo did a spiritual.samba accompanied.by houngan LouisLunchbox on.bongo drums.Then a midnight seance.So.many spirits
Were there☠☠☠🦴🦴🦴🧟♀️🧟♂️🗣👤⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰
Byw there has been some increase.of.covid.Madam Marfona is safe though
She has been vaccinated twice with waxine vaccine.She also has a very remote hideaway and a private beach .She gets all.food.wine etc flown.in.by drone
No problemo!
She sends you all a voodoo blessing
Mini mini utikel uparsen🈂️🈂️
IMBacon wrote:
Its those places lonely people go to ignore each other and go further into debt buying crap they dont need, but think it will cure their boredom/unhappiness at 25% interest.
Malls are fine... I don't like shopping though boo shopping
How to deal with a zombie :
- Circle out based on stance
- Jab them in the chin
- Give them a straight left or right
- Upper cut with the lead hand
- If they fall or don't spam Jab Straights UpperCuts and Hooks
If they try to shoot for a double try knee or sprawling and get their back and hold on for dear life with a RNC... its your last hope don't let go you can get hit a few times in the head
Don't let them get the clinching distance and watch out for throws and sweeps... keep them at pay but try blitzing them with the 1-2 uppercut combo + spams
No I jabbed and Koed a zombie... they have the chin of a glass jawed coward
Even I can eat the jab... zombie are just psychological like conor mcgregor but no skill...
ah yes the day adults are willing to trample over babies for savings deals
Madam.Marfona sends all.voodoo hoodoo blessings.Her Zombie fans.in Guadeloupe are pampering her splendidly and pandering to.her every whim.It will.be a while before she returns to cap d'Antibes
LouisLunchbox.is having a swell.time.playing doctors and.nurses with his houngan and mambo associates
I think it’s time to set up a reunion at the Wine haven ! ✌️😎
